What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
A: The NBA.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
A: FUCKS FUNNY

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a Chinese midget?
A: Tai Nee

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rai Ping Yu

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A: A urination.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars?
A: Anything you want.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit?
A: YOLO SWAGGINS

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a judge with no balls?
A: Justice Prick

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A: A lickalotopis

Redneck Jokes
What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a persian that smokes pot?
A: Harry Potter!

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A: A Fire Cracker!

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A: Twinkie.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t masturbate?
A: A liar.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A: A cherry float.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call a woman who can’t make sandwiches?
A: Single.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Mever bin laid on

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A: Seizure Salad

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call ball’s on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call it when a boy and girl make love for the first time?
A: Cumming of Age.

What Do You Call Joke
Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.