Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl says, “hoot, hoot” a black owl says, “who dat, who dat”
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on!
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
A: They both suck for four quarters.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A: A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One’s a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love doesn’t last forever.
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between onions and prostitutes?
A: I cry when I cut up onions…
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
Whats the Difference Joke
Q: Whats the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken…
