Chuck Norris Joke 1
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris Joke 2
Chuck Norris sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris Joke 3
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris Joke 4
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Chuck Norris Joke 5
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
Chuck Norris Joke 6
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris Joke 7
Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer and a little bit of sperm got in the gas tank, we now know this trailer as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris Joke 8
70% of a humans weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris’ weight is his dick.
Chuck Norris Joke 9
When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris Joke 10
When Chuck Norris found this joke website while surfing the Internet, he roundhouse kicked his computer… 10 new Chuck Norris Jokes were instantly added to this joke site including this Chuck Norris Joke.
