Ku Klux Klan Joke 1 I’ve just finished reading a rather fascinating book, “A Short History Of Ku Klux Klan Atrocities” by Lynne Chakhoon and Bernard Arkhee. Ku Klux Klan Joke 2 if there was ever a war between niggers and whites would it be called kkk vs kfc? Ku Klux Klan Joke 3 If […]
KKK Jokes
KKK Joke 1 100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it’s called Formula 1. KKK Joke 2 Can anyone help me? I have a party tomorrow night and I cant get the blood out of my Klan suit KKK Joke 3 Did you hear that […]
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Cheesy Pick Up Lines Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Cheesy Pick Up Lines Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM! Cheesy Pick Up Lines Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. Cheesy Pick Up Lines Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot. Cheesy Pick […]
Pick Up Lines On Girls
Pick Up Lines On Girls (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me! Pick Up Lines On Girls Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! Pick Up Lines On Girls (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? Pick Up Lines […]
Jokes and Pranks
Black Nose Practical Prank Ask a friend to put a coin on a piece of paper and without removing their finger, trace around the coin with a felt tip pen (if really mean use a permanent marker). Repeat the “test” with a few fingers. Get your friend to pick up the coin and roll it […]
White Trash Jokes
White Trash Joke How do u spot a white guy? Shine a black light on them. White Trash Joke What do white people do before his blood test? Study. White Trash Joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations White Trash Joke What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A white boy on fire! […]
Funny Quotes
Steve Martin Funny Quote A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin Funny Quote George Bernard Shaw Funny Quote A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw Funny Quote Steven Wright Funny Quote A lot of people are afraid of heights. […]
IT Jokes
IT Joke A BGP packet walks into a bar. He rudely interrupts anyone talking to him, and says, “I only talk to my neighbors”. IT Joke A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and an IT guy are driving back from dinner. They drive up the hill and then down the hill. At the base of […]
Mexican Jokes
You know you are a Mexican when all your white friends think your cousins are in drug cartels in Mexico. You know you are a Mexican when at your service job everyone talks to you as if you don’t speak english You know you are a Mexican when Everyone sings “Felíz Cumpleaños” instead of the […]
One Liner Jokes
One Liner Joke Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler! One Liner Joke Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?” One Liner Joke Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? A: If your eating pussy and it […]