Jokes and Pranks
Black Nose Practical Prank Ask a friend to put a coin on a piece of paper and without removing their finger, trace around the coin with a felt tip pen (if really mean use a permanent marker). Repeat the “test” with a few fingers. Get your friend to pick up the coin and roll it […]
Funny Quotes
Steve Martin Funny Quote A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin Funny Quote George Bernard Shaw Funny Quote A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw Funny Quote Steven Wright Funny Quote A lot of people are afraid of heights. […]
You know you have an Addiction Joke
Lets play a little game, finish this sentence. You know you have an addiction when My answer: When changing underwear becomes optional!
Funny Names for Things
Things that are Misnamed Catgut is gut of sheep. Baffin’s Bay is no bay at all. Arabic figures were invented by the Indians. Turkish baths are not of Turkish origin. Blacklead is a compound of carbon and iron. Slave by derivation should mean noble, illustrious. Turkeys do not come from Turkey, but North America. Titmouse […]
YouTube Video Removing Surgery Staples from Back Operation the Wrong Way
The YouTube video below is of me (owner of this site). Had an operation on my back 2 1/2 years ago, had two degraded disks fused which required approx 20 surgery staples. The surgery staples where supposed to be removed by a district nurse after around 10 days, but we couldn’t get one to come […]
Clever Girlfriend Joke
Father: “Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had.” Son: “Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.”
Redneck Spelling B Funny Image
Oh boy, check the image below of a bunch of rednecks at a spelling B :-)