Nasty Jokes

One Liner Joke Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler! One Liner Joke Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?” One Liner Joke Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? A: If your eating pussy and it […]

Dirty Joke 1 Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children. Dirty Joke 2 Q: After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” A: She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in […]

Isn’t it funny how trailer trash parents keep naming their kids after the stuff they can’t afford, Lexus, Mercedes, Porsche, an education… Trailer Trash Kids Names Joke Submitted by anon

Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend… Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As far as I’m concerned I’ve got my girlfriend right here (I’m holding up my right hand and pointing to it with my left) that’s right… when […]

Warning, some of these jokes are not particularly nice, you’ve been warned. Dead Baby Joke 01 What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it. Dead Baby Joke 02 What’s the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can’t fuck […]