Funny Jokes

The woman confessed to her crony: “I’m growing old, and I know it. Nowadays, the policeman never takes me by the arm when he escorts me through the traffic.”

The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to make a test of the apparatus. Arrived at a height of a thousand feet, he climbed over the edge of the basket, and dropped out. He had fallen two hundred yards when he remarked to himself, in a tone of […]

The mother called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the attic—all in vain. Finally, she climbed to the trap door in the roof, pushed it open, and cried: “John Henry, are you out there?” An answer came clearly: “No, mother. Have you looked […]

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The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: “May I have the pleasure of this dance?” Two wallflowers answered as with one voice: “With pleasure.”

An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife […]

The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer’s. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman […]

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling son who had clearly been fighting. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly: “Oh, Willie, Willie! […]

The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred: “Who are you?” “I am Enoch, the egg king.” “What is your specialty?” “I eat three dozen hen’s eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.” “Do you […]

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