Why do you call a short Mexican a paragraph?
Because their not tall enough to be an essay.
Short Mexican Jokes Submitted by The Mexican
I have stuff to say, but it's stupid and random funny stuff, what about you?
I have stuff to say, but it's stupid and random funny stuff, what about you?
i am black and i am soooooo offended right now. how could there be a website where they affend black people. we are the people who mow your lawns. naw nvm thats mexicans(o shit). bitches, u haters cuz we got 4 foot dicks.
rabo flabin-dude im white, i think this website and every other site making fun of niggers is the best ever. u basterds are so easy to make fun off its fuckin rediculos. and u just dissed beaners that offends them dumbass. u might have a 4 ft dick but thats a curse not a gift, my dick is 8in long and i can sill make a chick scream. so eat that bitch.
large dicks to mate with. use ur fuckn head asshole. u r made up of something different than we are. u r a savage thru nature. look back in history. everything u know comes from africa. take a dna test and see how much african u have in you. u may kill urself,(maybe the world would be better to co-exist in! peace. hope u got some light from this.
hey dumbass, its actually the middle east that the worlds population can be traced back to and i’d rather be closely related to a stinky terrorist who hates everyone than a NIGGER!
@ Jordan, You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen.Dumbass your foolish father is probably a terrorist so why won’t you rather be related to one.Calling you an idiot will be an insult to all stupid people,I’ll also love to ask how old you are but unfortunately i know you can’t count that high.Your father has probably blown himself up just to go and fuck 75 virgins in heaven to show how deep foolishness runs in your family history.Useless piece of shit,the only bitch that probably ever loved you got to call you her son.
lol the world could be better without us. it would be better than the low piece of scum called niggers that ruin this fucking world. you know what fuck africa. if africa is soooooo AMAZING why the fuck is it still a 3rd world country? ya shut the fuck up you just became better in america because of nigger loving bitches but thats all
u could suck my wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dick for sayin some stupid shit like dat cause u cant spell half da words in ur paragraph
yea yo dick prolly look like an 8 inch long vienna sausage long skinny dick honkie
Dude the niggers are just jealous us white people can make a girl scream WITHOUT raping them :P
you are the people that are eating our freaking taxes. Because of you niggers that have 10 kids a family, us hard workers have to pay for your faking unwanted babies. Oh my bad u wanted those so u can get free faking money. Take your rims and shuv them up your dicks. My big dick my ass. Niggers evolved cuz they were able to rape real good, so they passed down their genes.
niggers know how to rap real good with an e. R.A.P.E.
and dnt blame taxes on the blacks, yall whites asses get the same assistince niggas get, o yea thats thae new term we dropped the er and added ab a if u gne talk about us niggers sirs and mams pls get it rite. um if u had not notice its kate plus 8 and them whit muthafuckas wit 16 kids on tv so um if they wasnt on tv wat would they b doing, fuckin eachother thats what. It hard 2 believe there still people like u that exisit. U fuckin phonies say the shit n public if u feel so strong about it. U wnt cause u no a nigga not nigger will stomp the red of ur flakey peelin ass neck.
Shut the fuck up nigger. And for Gods sake would you people quit talking like fucking babboons? No fucking wonder we call you apes, you look and act just like silver back fucking gorillas. Go the fuck back into the mist you black ignorant basterds.
bitch shut yo transparent ass up and go eat racoon balls
even with 8 kids she still does more then your lazy ass prolly does & atleast she has one baby daddy. is that why your african americans keep maken so many babies? trying to get on t.v isnt working so stop fucking trying!
i love how u commented about John and Kate plus8 bcuz u know… they cant make it about Tarell and Laquesha plus 28 for a # of reasons… they wud have 30 minutes (or more) a day of an annoying beeping sound becuz u r always cussing about stupid shit cuz ur dum and cant say anything other than cuss words. there wud have been a bunch of different “Daddy’s” kids and ppl wud get pissed off when they seen ur job was to stand in welfare lines all day. and u know what, i have a big family, 10 children, (all white) but we r self sufficient, my prents own a farm and we supply many ppl with very cheep produce and i for 1, am not giving shit to nobody unless u work for it mother fuckers!
this white piece of shit got alot of nerves….
he’s talking about us cussing but its alright for him to cuss.we have to many kids but he’s mother popped out 10 of them bastards.you fuckin hypocrite.
lets see,which one will become a serial killer,which one will be a molester,and which one will rape he’s or daughter and probaly dumb it in the river or woods.lol
what the hell did i just say.llolllllll
got to stay off that cush!!!!!!
You spelled “kush” wrong dichead! Fukin hillbilly
White power.. suck on that you fucking porch monkey.
i fell bad for you nigger hahahaha it must suck to be a nigger
all u redneck ass honkies, yall the 1’s thats sound like niggers wit yall stupid ass comments. y dnt yall go fuck 1 of ur cousins, and make another cast 4 the hills has eyes u fuckin family fuckers. jus dnt tip over the trailer, yall can make up all these nigger jokes, but make jokes about tha whites trynna b like us, dnt hate cause were starting 2 take over, its only a matter of time crackers, i smh at the fact i had 2 stoop 2 the level of ur ignorence.
You fucking ignorant nigger, the only thing you good for nothing niggers are taking over is the crime rate, prison population and poverty levels. Get a job you uneducated fucking black-ass piece of shit.
ummm never been n jail my whole life bitch and no1 n my family has, we’ve all graduated from high school and college. And as far as respect i respect until i fell disrespected, how the fuck u say whites respect people and u dnt even c a whole race of human beins as human beins, umm r u not white, well thats 1 thing ur wrong about. and i love being black 2 bad u cnt say the same thats y all u fuckin crackers r hatin, like i sd u can only c the negatives, but not the positive, but u got niggas n sports, entertainment, and n office so now fuckin wat, u c us, u dnt c us, u c us u dnt c us. and niggers is so 1960’s if yall gne still talk shits about us niggas pls update the term.(haa haa niggers that shit have me gaggin, ahhh so funny)
How in the hell can anyone write fragmented sentences and claim to be well educated. I am well educated and just so happen to think racist jokes are funny as hell. If any black (or white) person thinks they are educated I would love to see them write properly.
We are posting comments here, not writing college essays you dumb mother fucker!!
Shut the fuck up nigger. Can you even read what it is you just posted? You silly little nigger, guess you don’t know any better, you couldn’t help it your daddy was in prison and yo mamma was a crack slut. Don’t be angry at them, its in nigger genes to do such things, you gorillas can’t help but to act like animals. Back to the mist monkeys!!
Um hi this is Ally.
How many times are you going to use the word “nigger”?
Its getting so old and lame.
Did you forget what year it is?
Oh lemme see…hm.. 2010 dumb ass…
Upgrade dude…
Shut the fuck up slut. Just for you I will now refer to all niggers as porch monkeys, will that make your dunb whore-ass happy?
um i typed wat i sd so im pretty sure i can read it. Dumbass
Rusty let me get your adress, phone number or something, cause i gotta fucking army wanting your ass right now
I know RUSTYS address its right next door 2 mine.Clean white neighborhood,low crime,very minor diseases,no litter,no graffiti,people you can TRUST & guess what? no blacks!
Nigger lover…. the only thing worse than a Nigger is the whore who loves one.. I bet your parents are so proud of their little princess now… whore ..
okay either ur fucking a white dude? or as you say ” by black dicks leaving huge craters in her bum” you must have craters in your bum? and you basically just said black guys leave there girlfriend meaning they cant handle the fucking real world of taken care of a baby! and kkk killer? lmao your standards must be very low.
Your the one to talk so if your black then why are you saying “yall”? huh you trying to be white to hmm? btw I’m full 100 pct dutch we started the slave trade and ill kill a nigger if i see them on the street at nights. Here in the Netherlands we kill you guys still. your nothing more then a talking turd i got to flush down the toilet again. Fuck nigger and fuck white haters.
Listen up Nigger.. atleast people can tell us apart from one another, you want to mention inbred.. LOL that’s funny the monkey never falls that far from the tree….
Umm, not really!
Rabo flabin,
You are stupid. We make fun of niggers because you can’t even spell something so simple as the word “offend”
Bullshit, NIGGER!!!!
RABO FLABIN IT OFFEND NOT AFFEND U DUMB ASS NIGGER AND THE ONLY REASON U AND NE OTHER BLACK GREASY JUNGLE AFRICAN APE SHIT’S HAVE A 4 FT COCK IS CUZ GD FELT SORRY I MEAN LOOK AT UR RACE U HAVE PUB’S ON UR HEAD, U CANT SUPPORT THE NIGGLERS U HAVE U SPREAD AIDS U CARE MORE ABOUT RIMS STEREOS AND DRUGS THAT’S WHY U DUMB NIGGERS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER OFF EASIER FOR US SO WE DON’T HAVE TO THE ONLY WAY U FUCKING LOWLIFES FIGHT IS WITH GUNS AND GROUPS UR ALL PATHETIC PIECES OF MONKEY SHIT
Niggers…let’s see…they tap dance, shine my shoes, hang from ropes, stink, have big assed lips and noses, smell really bad, rape, rob, and do that crack shit. Let’s see…what else…oh yeah, they spread aids fucking everything in site, are poor (lol I love that part) stupid, take advantage of welfare…oh I’m not going to get started. You know.
my turn….let see crackers are some ugly white no favor stinky breath,lice head fucks who always talking about somebody to cover there own faults.oh yeah they always rapng there babies and hiddening them in the woods and then go and use there meth and acid.
thats why the 3rd tennis shoe?
The only reasons niggers have big dicks is because its gods way of apologizing for putting pubes on their heads :P
HA HA HA HA HA HA, God fucked you.SRY are you really black?
What do you call an African American in a Police Station?
Usual suspect.
What do you call a Mexican in a Police Station?
Probable suspect.
What do you call a White man in a Police Station?
Visitor.
LOL, I love making fun of my own race (I’m white, if you haven’t noticed.)
only one joke? seriously?
Read the title
Short Mexican Jokes
LOL
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
How does every Mexican joke start?
y looking over your shoulder.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.
What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoner’s?
Baked Beans.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
rriba McEntire.
What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges
What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
Mexican with a job.
Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
Why cant Mexicans have a barbecue?
he beans keep falling through the grill
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can’t drive!