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Come on now black people stop keeping all the white jokes to ur self theses one suck break out the good ones
WHAT’S WHITE,PINK AND BLACK ALL OVER? YOUR MOMMA’S PUSSY AFTER I HIT IT.
Holy fucking shit, you people are funny. You gotracist whites making nigger jokes, black guys making saltine jokes, and everyone inbetween chiming in with there opinions, but yeah I can’t believe you guys take racism serious it’s just way to fucking comical for me.
i love ya dude. i am totally with ya on the racism thang. i find it to freakin funny how people react to being called something.
sincerely,
Your Country Girl Cracker.
Why do white men have mustaches ….?
….. It’s so they can LOOK LIKE THEIR MOTHERS …….
….. With love from a white DUDE named MONKEY
just because black people have bigger balls than you! fucking kunt bugger!!!!! ass nuget butt fucks!!!! and i fucked your mom and got away with it bitch. o and im 12 years old ass hole!!!!!!!!!!@$$%($#$@$%^&^!!!!!!!!!
ok… IMA SET THIS STRAIGHT, IM BLACK, I WENT TO THE BLACK JOKES WEBSITE AND THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!! HOWEVER THESE WHITE JOKES ARE WACK!
Suck my white you black nigger beyatch!!!!!
YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
I agree, so many jokes about Mex and black that are funny, and some that are too sadistic, but still make one chuckle. All the white jokes I can find are stupid. I am white, and feel kinda guilty that I know funny racist stuff on all but whites. I think that is what we are missing. When we get some actually funny racist stuff on whites, maybe then racism can be beat. Long live humor
When a white person is slapped his color turns orange……….hahahhahahahaahahahaaaaa u matherfuckers are so so funny made
yours truly
Mutonga Sydney
why its so hard for whites to get pregant white men have cocks/why white men like to eat pussy little dicks/why whites smell like dogs when wet cause they are/why mixed kids called mutts their 1/2 white/how you know your in a packed white club its cold/why whites like tanning they love blacks/
Come on people! This portion of the sight was supposed to be dedicated to WHITE JOKES. All anyone is doing is insulting each other with racist names. WHITE JOKES FOLKS. Come on Black people, Hispanic people, Native Americans. I KNOW you have some seriously sick , rude , inappropriate, downright hateful WHITE JOKES. Please tell them on this portion of the sight DEDICATED for you to get them out. I want to hear my race poked fun at. Come on !!!!!! We’re WHITE DEVILS!!! Tell me some of the jokes you make about us…. PLEASE ?!?!?!?!?
What did white boy say to the parrot? Polly want a cracker?
HOW DO U CIRCUMSIZE A WHITE GUY???
…KICK HIS SISTER IN THE JAW!!!! LMFAO HAHA…FUCKIN CLOWNS
-BLACKY OUT
That’s exactly what I came here for too. I wanted to read some funny white people jokes because the jokes about black people are all over the internet and most are not even funny.
I wanted to see Jokes like this.
Why should white people be banned from skiing?
Because they get lost too easily in the snow.
OR
A madder than hell white woman calls the State Department of Transportation to complain about the placement of a Deer Crossing sign.
When they asked her what was wrong with the sign she tells them;
“You all put the sign in a place where there is a lot of traffic and now the deer are going to think it’s safe to cross there!”
So bring on those white jokes! the only ones that MIGHT offend me are the ones that are not funny!
whos the nigger lover that came up with this shit?
YO MAMMA YOU WET DOG SMELLING LICE CARRYING CHILD MOLESTER KEEP SHOOTING UP LIL KIDS AT SCKOOLS
Ok thank you for these. i have been making rasist jokes all year yet i couldnt come up with any white people jokes. I am a tad bit racist but im racist to all races.
Oh yeah and the only reason white people are called crackers is because during the slave days the plantation owners would crack the whip and therefore the name cracker began.
~White female Species Leaving The Room Now.
YOU AND YO WHITEBOY HOCKEY PLAYIN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON YOU BOTH CHANGE YOUR STANKIN PADS AFTER 3 PEROIDS
how do u kill a black guy,,,,,,, trow chicken down the cliff…. ;)
Some of these jokes must be true …because them so called ” niggers” taking yall bitches too!
I don’t why white put the own version of chocolate when the brown colour was originally made
what does a white persons family tree look like… a straigh line. a redneck teenager ask her father to borrow the truck and he say ” you know what to do.” so she get down on her knees and starts sucking him, she spits out his dick and say ” this taste like shit!” her father then say ” oh yea i let your brother borrow the truck.”
Keep them coming that was so funny I hate whites lol
hood dude is back you stupid crackers, tell me why want a cracker’s dog go into super cuts because of the lice,ticks and flees.
It can be challenging to decipher “hood dude’s” comments, so I translated this to save the rest of you the aggrivation.
Per Hood Dude:
“hood dude is back you stupid crackers, tell me why want a cracker’s dog go into super cuts because of the lice,ticks and flees.”
Per A Normal Person:
“Hood Dude is back, you stupid crackers. Tell me; why won’t a cracker’s dog go into a Super Cuts? Because of the presence of lice, ticks and fleas.”
First of all, these are all just jokes. Second, how is it that people’s spelling and grammar errors perfectly represent the level of intelligence suggested by the comment every time? If this doesn’t make sense to you, there’s a pretty good chance I’m talking about you. I am directing this to ignorant people of all colors or lack thereof.
Thanks you! I looked at It and just said: ” This makes no sense!”. I hate it when people make ridiculous mistakes in grammar!
your name is grammar and you wrote that you hate grammar mistakes but you started your comment with “thanks you” with an “s”. DERP -_-
I wad searching white jokes because there are like none I know but these jokes suck and you guys are really having conversations about it damm get a fucking life and I hate Crackers just so you know
Im with you on that( I HATE THEM HONKYS) THEY STINK LIKE THERE PETS, LMAO, AND THEY MAKE PUB BATHROOMS SMELL SO BAD I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE IN THERE BEDROOMS OMG I BET IT SMELLS SO DISGUSTING…
First off *their not there. Also, regardless of race, everyone’s shit stinks.
I don’t hate honkeys,but the jokes are funny. what kind of a horrible sick animal do you get when a horse and a donkey mate? A HONKEY!
No actually when a horse and a donky mate their baby is a MULE…. But nice try. ( or in your language ” YO that waz cleva but didnt make cents nigga!”) P.S. i spelled the last part wrong on purpose.
loving it: I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE IN THERE BEDROOMS OMG I BET IT SMELLS SO DISGUSTING…
do you plug your nose when you break in?
Do you even know why you call us honkies? That is the last thing you hear before we run you over with our cars.
So True and white people are just mad cuz black people have bigger dicks!! LOL!!
Hood I m onside f Rhodes whiteys
hey white boy rob im a black man and you say you want to hear a good cracker joke check this, there was this cracker boy bragging about how much sex he was getting when he was in school,found out later he was home schooled.
STAY TUNED CRACKERS YALL AINT HEARD NOTHING YET
NIGGER BABIES!!!!!
Nigga baby’s huh really bitch? I would call u trailer trash but that would be ah plus your less than and your not a redneck bitch you are still less than that and dam sure ain’t a cracker that’s to nice you are. Not even white bitch you are. Just thereeee lol bitch p.s tell me were u at so I can show you a nigger baby grown up and then I can beat. You like they used. To beat niggas then just when start to cry beg am gone laugh and say now this is fucking funny and look you in your eyes and shoot you in your body many many times then fall asleep wake up and smoke ah big blunt fuck yo bitch and finish shooting da shit out you and den have a great day ya bitch u face book bitches fuck me texting shit but caught outside and then piss and shot your selves white or black any race y’all niggers are big bitches and if I find any of you I will not your dicks and pussy in the dirt that ah promise yours truly fatal mother fucking blow or fatal blow y’all sad and does. Anybody else pep how many black jokes there are compared. To the white jokes so once again y’all niggers are so sad lol
I know your on your man period…. its okay though. I only feel bad for monkeys. There always sad cause they know there going to be a nigger baby soon. I would rather talk to a bench. Atleast it can support a family.
Holy shit somebody get this poor person a dictionary i cant understand this lango.
Every culture across the world dislikes black Americans. No one actually wants them in their families or at their dinner tables. Even the most progressive white people will experience some discomfort with a black person at one point or another. Very few black Americans are compassionate, intelligent or meaningful contributors to society. It’s not only a legacy of racism but genetic.
Same to you White people, not to be racist. Not much Black people want White people at their tables either, It’s the same all around. Just sayin’, but, I’m not racist, I love White people, Black people, Mexicans, all of the nationalities/ethnicities, even if that’s how you spell it, but you took it a bit far with no one likes white people. There’s white jokes websites, there’s black jokes websites, don’t start pissin’ an’ moanin’ on white jokes websites, ’cause black people don’t.
That’s racist go crawl in a hole and die u stupid ass dumb fuckin cracker
I LOVE THESE … BUT I THINK THERE ARE MORE BLACK JOKES THEN WHITES… SORRY
Me and my four friends just fuck the shit out of a cracker then rob her ass and sent her ass home butt ass naked.
show up and try to do that around my family or friends or all you mouther fuckers would be dead
YEH I WAS THERE AND I MADE THAT BITCH SAY SHE LOVED MY DICK IN HER MOUTH THEN I CHOKED HER WITH MY BIG DICK AND MADE HER SWALLOW MY CUM THEN I BEAT HER SENSELESS THEN I WOKE THAT BITCH UP AND FUCKED HER AGAIN
we burn honkies faces off with afro sheen hair spray and a lighter in my hood
Fuck You
Go fuck yourself….watch your back
that was the best joke on here XD
youre an animal. are you proud of yourself?
reasons why africa is poor, war torn, and disease ridden.
U lien mad hard
So you hate white people..? But u fucked a white chick…? I hate niggers and i would never fuck one. Kinda sounds like u like white chicks.
That’s funny I read something about a nigger having a bigger dick than Mexicans and always come out on top. It makes me laugh because one, niggers always lie. And two, the only thing niggers are on top of, is the crime rate.
listen here u stuck up bastard…black guys givve white girls orgasms ..woner why most white girls are with blacks…its becase yall cant satisfiy..we have alot more money..so who is the slaves now bitches..get on yo knees bitch..ebony king in this bitch
If not for us you would be wearing a cloth over your dick a chasing animals with sticks!!
That’s funny I read something about a nigger having a bigger dick than Mexicans and always come out on top. It makes me laugh because one, niggers always lie. And two, the only thing niggers are on top of, is the crime rate. You niggers can’t even spell.
Fuck everybody whos not black we didn’t ask to be here so fuck off
Then leave, please.
All black people are bad and should die now. If your not white, your not human
dis be ayyy black niggah andd we knoes howda spell shht buhh we aint feel up to da moment. you pickin up wat im layin down lil cracker ass honkey gone go fuck wit cho white ass momma!!?? got damn we have betta spellin than da KKK!
“Niggers” are on the crime rate because they chose to be. Like white people can choose to be, and actually you are a “nigger” too. Interracial sex and dating have been going on since the beginning of time so there is no such of thing as a “pure race”. You are talking about yourself as well as you ancestors when you talk about “niggers”, because I’ll bet my life that you are part *Negro. Talking about not being able to spell, you don’t even know the correct term. Seriously, what are we in? The 1950’s? No. It’s 2013, and if you think *negros can’t spell, look at Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey. Two of the world’s most seccusful African Americans. You are sadly mistaken with ghetto people, and in all due respect, you need to get your facts right and stop insulting others as well as yourself. It just makes no sense, think before you speak. Have a blessed day.
Sincerely, the “Nigger”
Why can’t everyone just get along? We are all equal, no matter if your white, black, Mexican, and Asian.
Are you serious? Your calling us niggas, when you see these high people like Oprah,
Obama, Dr. Martin Luther king, etc. Logic people (I’m a black 12 year old btw.) There is no surpirior race, as u white people call it. Mexicans shouldn’t be called burritos or any sh!t like that, that’s not right. And really? Stop stereotyping. Asians are smart, but not the smartest. Matter fact, most of y’all are dumb azzes anyway for making all these racist jokes. We should be an equal society here.