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I’m glad to see at least most of us have a sence of humor. For those who don’t or who are still showing actual racist hatred, man you must have a sad life. Keep on laughing…
All yal crackers think ya better than us when half of us died on ships gettin here we were slaves and we got treated like shit and we r still ahead of yal in sports education and over all life and we had ta work twice as hard so all ya crackers out there pull ya head out from between your ass why dont cha
If it happened 2 centuries ago, it’s officially too old to bring up in an arguement. Unless you were on the ships, drop it. If everyone that contributed to blacks being imprisoned is supposed to apologize, then blame the blacks that sold you to the crackers as much as you blame the crackers that bought the prisoners from the african tribes.
I’m wondering what ship you were brought in on and how long you have been a slave. That is the problem with a lot of black folks. Slavery was in the past. You weren’t a slave, your parents weren’t slaves and I’m betting neither were your grandparents so how can you say “we” were kidnapped, etc and made to be slaves. Prior post was right. Many slaves were rounded up by your own kind and sold to white folks. I’ve never owned a slave and neither have my parents or grandparents so why do you blame me and my color for something my family had absolutely nothing to do with? Black folks need to stop living in the past and blaming all their problems on whitey and stop their own kind from poisoning their youth with drugs etc and help keep them out of the prisons. Stand up and be proud black ppl and take responsiblity for your own lives and everytime you run into some bad luck don’t blame a wrong that occurred over 100 yrs ago. Only your race can stop the oppression. You just have to stop wallowing in it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a Chinese guy was walking towards him on this side.
Why did the white guy cross the road? Because a black guy was walking towards him on this side.
Wow, gotta love how people scream themselves hoarse(or type their fingers to the bone,as the case may be) and their opinion is dogshit. If im racist and i think all niggers/honkies/spicks should go back to their own country, what the fuck do u think u can say to dissuade me and vice versa?? We are not 10 yrs old, people. Meaning ur not going to change our fucking minds. Seriously, dont waste ur breath. Racism is fucking hilarious anyways. It just proves that humanity is a piece of shit.
why do blacks hate blowjobs? Blacks hate all jobs!
Why did the nigger rush to the discount store? The ad said: “Whites for sale!”
Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
What is a nigger ?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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What do you call a female cracker with all three holes fitted…….
The bitch just can’t get enough
Only crackers are dumb enough to sniff cum
What do you call a cracker with a 15′ dick……
Umm….he might have bleached himself.
I shot a cracker just for the fuck of it.
I ain’t a racist…….i just hate crackers
Y DONT ALL THAT ARE RACIST JUST GROW THE FUCK UP..UZE ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT WHITE OR BLACK OR HOW SOMEBODY MESSED UP SOMEBODYS COLOUR BACK IN THE DAYSD..RAIN CHECK..UZE ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY USE TO DO BACK IN THE DAYS (HATE AND BE RACIST) SO HOW IS ANYTHING GONNA BE SOLVED IF UZE DONT BRIGHTEN YOUR IDEAS UP AND JUST GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES…DAYUM…
2MAKE IT WORSE IF WE ARE NOT FIGHTING OVER THIS WE ARE FIGHTING OVER RED OR BLUE
FORGET THAT AND GO AN BE A PAPER CHASER.MONEY MOTIVATOR..WE ALL HAVE TIMES OF STRUGGLE….
MAORI,TANGATA WHENUA
NEWZEALANE(AOTEAROA)
YOU HATE THE COLOUR WHITE SO MUCH(YOUR TEETH ARE WHITE)RIP THEM OUT)SHOW HOW MUCH HATE YOU HAVE FOR WHITE….NAAAH YOU WONT DO THAT WOULD YOU BECAUSE YOUR TEETH CAN PROTECT YOU
YOU HATE THE COLOUR BLACK SO MUCH(PARTS IN YOUR EYEBALL ARE BLACK)RIP THEM OUT)SHOW HOW MUCH HATE YOU HAVE FOR BLACK…NAAAH YOU WONT DO THAT WOULD YOU BECAUSE YOU EYES CAN PROTECT YOU
STOP WAISTING TIME AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES
I AM MAORI/SPANISH/DUTCH/INDIAN
1LOVE
NGATIPOROU/NEWZEALAND/AOTEAROA
HEY LET’S HAVE A SHOW OF HANDS OF ALL YOU CRACKERS WHO GOT LAID IN THE LAST FIVE DAYS,AND I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT FAMILY MEMBERS DON’T COUNT.
all of you black people are racist and jeolous of the white man. i make millions of dollars doing what i do and you are jealous of me because white people are rich and black people rape, steal, and murder
u have no idea how retarded you are and im white
there just jokes retared you think your better just cuz you are white im white and i dont think im better whites blacked mexicans aisan french are all equal
thats why ppl hate u because you think u are all bad with your money not just blacks kill rape or steal its the bad ppl who do that and i must say every day i see white ppl on the news for killing stealing and raping and drugs too
In all reality white men are jealous of black men. I know whites that are always worried when their girl get around black guys becase they know white girls/all girls love us. You feel inferior and try to pretend not to be jealous . Yea u make money but your boss is probably black like your president dick head lol. So shut the fuck up and ride the bench.
for one thing im a white woman and i would never get with a black guy. im sorry but i just dont want something that looks like a turd inside of me && white guys aint worried about their girls wanting yall their worried about yall wanting their girls which i cant blame you have you seen what black girls look like. the only white girls yall can get is the ones that no white guy wants… get over your self yall all look the same anyways and i think its disgusting for a white girl to be with a black guy and im sorry for the little mixed babies that get made because of it.
Exactly WHITE WOMAN. Blacks get the white rejects. No loss to us.
U knw wat i thk is funy a white prsn tlk shit behind the comp. but wont say it to a nigga fce yu gt kck tha fck out tke eminem for ex. he wnt to be us but cnt i hpe yu whitez rott n hell. Sorri eminem ilu i bet im richer thn tha average white person :)
That has got to be the most unintelligible nigger-babble I have ever tried to read. Fuck you worthless obsolete farm equipment nigger.
Shutupnigger go pick me some cotton i need a new shirt
I really don’t get how white people can say black people are ugly for the color of our skin… You tan your self to get dark bitches!!! Your jealous I will say there are alot of black people give the rest of us sort of a shitty rep but you dont know every one of us individually there is no way you can say you hate all blacks and just like black people there is lazy nasty trashy disgusting dirty ass white people too, how many times have ypu heard of a black person fucking their own cousin? You people have just as many flaws of the rest of the races just because hitler wouldve kept you around is no reason feel superior. I feel sorry for any one that knows you racist pieces of shif. Your kids (if you can get laid) are going to be really fucked up in the head & I feel sympathy for them.
not really nigger
Only reason their boss is black is because of affirmative action…so it doesn’t mean their boss is better, smarter, or any of that bull shit. Affirmative action is the fucking most ridiculous idea ever. The fucker better suited for the job should get the job; whether they’re white, black, Mexican, asian…etc.
So go get a clue fucker…
i love racism im white and i was on this sight to get a good laugh at all the white jokes and i did so all you blacks out there who put these on have a good sense of humor and thats how everybody should feel about these jokes, including the other douches that are white getting mad at these people. GROW UP THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE THAT ARE RACIST LAUGH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!!!! “DONT COME ON THIS SIGHT”!!!! its as easy as that no harder oh wait the only reson your getting mad is cause “DRAMA”
ur gay thats why white people have sex wit there kin folk!!!!!
heres a joke for u:
what do u call a white man? thinking….. thinking….
OH TIGHTY WHITEYS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
hey buddy, white rich ppl dont have time to be on forums trying to deffend themselves about white man jokes…they’re too busy counting money, paying for pussy, and trying to figure out a way to sue their parents
Okay, these jokes are on here simply as humor and not intended to offend anyone. If you’re offended, you don’t have to read them. I feel like most racial jokes are about blacks or Mexicans or Asians so it’s nice to see white people get made fun of for once. Before you say anything else, yes, I am white. So stop being so racist that you get so easily offended and start right back up with the judgement. No one is better than anyone else which is why we all need to have a sense of humor towards all of this.
In other words…TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.
Peyton , if your making so much money , how come you dont have propper grammar and dont know how to spell….. mmmm… You should use some of your millions of dollars on some more schooling.
Obviously Peyton is a nigger troll posing as a white person. We white people don’t need to brag about our wealth to you niggers. That’s what niggers do in their rap music and videos, brag about how rich they are. Or “aspiring rappers” dream about making it rich. That’s what black culture has become: making it rich being a rapper or a affaleet. And sporting your 22 inch rims, loud ass bass that wakes me the fuck up at 1:30 AM and whatnot. Fuck you niggers. I hate hearing your nigger rap. All I want is to sleep in fucking peace and quiet. Get the fuck out of my neighborhood niggers! I HATE YOUR FUCKING RAP “MUSIC” AND BASS. ALL I WANT IS SOME DAMN PEACE! FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!! I will treat you like humans if you treat me the same way. You act like fucking animals.
Oh, and it’s not just a racial thing. There are plenty of WHITE NIGGERS out there too. FUCK YOU WIGGERS! I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I hope all wiggers get fucked in the ass by true black niggers! Niggers, show no mercy to these white pieces of shit who try to imitate you.
I’m white and i laugh at good jokes no matter who they are about yes even whites.. I’m not racist but funny is funny.. And for the record I’m in the big city and the blacks are easier to get along with than the whites.. so if u can’t laugh at jokes about your own race then don’t laugh at others!!
Sure, blacks are easy to get along with as long as they are in chains or locked up in cages.
y the fuck are you saying this are you 4 real? im white and im not rich blacks are just sucessful as whites i mean look at lil wayne obama and alot more lebron kobe martin luther king jr rosa parks alot of black ppl are good so fuck you and i have alot of blacks freinds !!
Shut up wigger.
Black people just cant live in the now and let go what happened a very long time ago!
Man fuck you, you stupid ass mother fuckin cunt ass wanker. qiut actin like a fuckin bitch and go fuck yourself since i can see that your white and your bitch ass cant get fuckin laid.
All u. White people take credit for african americans accomplishments like the pyramids. The minxs which short ass nepolean blew their noses off and u all took. Credit for that and plus u people still land all u people did was sit on ur backs like pigs and whipped us. But that made us stronger and u people are lazy and wen have u heared of a black canable ther. Are numerous whites who were canables for one jeffery donar sick bastard killed animals so many sirreal killers who are white and crystal meth users and to tell the truth all life arriginated from africa they traced everyones dna and it lead to africa descent but later in life africans started to move to different regions which is why u all get sun burn because u all don’t have melanin which we do and u whites are always getting tans trying to become dark . Another way u can tell that egyptians were black because of the noses wich whit people noses have a slit and which case our noses benifited us .and the first president was a black man but wasn’t documented so screw goerge washington and I kno my. Ancestors stories wen all whit people have is remembering slave masters and. I thank the white persons who helped blacks exspecially underground railroad . And I kno a lot to be a about my history to be a 14 yr old. And racist comments don’t affect me but make me stronger and I’m proud to be black
Niggers didn’t build the pyramids dumbass. There may have been a few nigger slaves helping out. And what about cannibalism? Look at rapper Big Lurch. Lol. Now shut the fuck up nigger and pick my cotton before I go get my whip.
You guys say nigger like it’s supposed to offend us. What you think I’m not proud to be a ngger, it’s a shame that in 2011 America still has ignorant people but yet all races are fighting for your safety. I don’t get offended by fools because they’re like a child they lack common sense and don’t know right from wrong I don’t judge any race because of what some do either.
WTF does the fact it’s 2011 have to do with anything? A nigger is still a nigger.
ha ha
Alex you must of walked in on your mother and grandmother blowing a black cock at the same time.. hahaaa!
u dumb cracka ass cracka black people did build the pyramid it sure wasn’t any white people u people can’t take the sun that long without melting….lol what continents are the pyramids in white faggot
whats the point of ppl arguing over these jokes their just jokes. you typed it in and searched the white jokes so no reason to flip out. im white and these are funny as hell!
To the idiot that say that black people are racist. You have to be the most uneducated sliver spoon sucking moran. You really think that black people care about u making millions of dollars they don’t. For you there is probably a ton of blacks making more money then you, aka athlete are making more then u stupid ass, CEO’s of record company, and the list goes on! On yeah I forgot the your president is black. How does that make you feel. And you we don’t have rape any one, women have sex with us willing, even with out getting them drunk or drug them. Unlike ur handful of women that you slept with. And steal whites and blacks are just as guilty as each other! U guys steal just as often as any one in the world! Stealing from your own company cause u guys can’t mange your drug addiction. And murder, bahahaaha blacks kill cause some if they don’t kill that person they will kill them. You guys kill cause u found your wife cheating on your ass with another white dude, in my eyes that’s was a free pass for your mulit-millionaire buddy to get out of his marriage with all of his money and propertybut no he had to go and kill them like a dummy. So suck on that you fake ass punk. Now don’t kill your self over this life does, life does go on.
Niggers kill, rape, and steal at a higher rate than any other race, dumbass. Look at the DOJ statistics. But you are probably too stupid or lazy to do that because you are a nigger.
Obama is only HALF black…so you all even did THAT half ass, fucker
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Cracka u ain’t shit nobody black wants your wet dogg smellin ass
at least we don’t shoot up schools , movies ,carry lice and steal other peoples life savings and try to be world police the Arabs are on there way here to blow up all yaw motherfuckers soon
if black people didnt call each other niggers and didnt make fun of us “holy” white people, there would be no racism in the world, i will sit on my 25 million dollars a year and u racist black losers can work at mcdonalds for minimum wage, lol
u fucking wasteman ,, who do u think u are ,, u white kunt go suck dik ,, u mothet fucker….
Us “black folks aren’t all like that.” We contributed a lot to this country and you need to respect that. White people are more jealous of the black man than the other way around. What you have posted makes me very angry at you. I do have a sense of humor but you went too far. You act like you’re the only rich person in the world. Damn!!! Your comment is the reason that we are so racist towards white people. Why can’t you just move on with your crummy-ass life and leave all the black people in this nation alone.
all the money in the world won’t save you from your own skin your doomed so commit suicide now the arabs are com in
hey bro come on with that im white and ik your mad bout what ppl are saying but you got to be tha bigger man and not reply bro ik alot of good black ppl that work and have changed the world so keep your head up man and fuck the white ppl and every other person that is racist cause were all equal!
LMAO @ were [sic] all equal
is this debate really happening right now? First let me say that every race has some kind of joke thats racist…and thats why there JOKES. Black, white mexican it doesnt matter were all people. and all this shit that black men rape murder and steal…ever hear of the crusades? How about the europeans coming to america and stealing and murdering the natives who lived here to build the country we live on? How about veitnam, ww1 and ww2…all started by white men in the past because of there desire for power. Oh and slavery that was cool to right? Ok how about more recent…Who murdered and butchered that little jewish boy in the city? a white man. Who murdered that republican lady in arizona recently…white man. who shot up columbine…white men. Im white and i think that black people have it hard. The only reason people say this stuff is because of (no offence) hood rats in ghettos and think that there cool joining gangs and hurting people. Those people give black men a bad name. and honestly the way society is heading white people are soon going to be the minority and most of you, and i can clearly tell, rednecks wont accept that because you have this confederate shit stuck in your racist intolerant brains that you couldnt even begin to comprehend half of what im saying. and for the other half of educated people reading these forums…stop hating. Jokes are meant to be jokes and meant to be funny. If i were black i wouldnt care if a white person called me the n word in a friendly way (unless it was intended for hate) and i would laugh at some of the black jokes just as i do when i read the white jokes. And black men get ugly chicks? tiger woods, iced t, every rapper in the known world get beautiful women on a daily basis. And ive met plenty of white people dating ugly women but what do looks matter with there skin color. truth is most of you are upset over a forum that we all should be laughing…and sharing other stupid jokes that we enjoy. thumbs up if you agree
Niggers make up 12% of the population but commit 59% of the felony murders. Yes slavery was cool because ever since those coons escaped they have been murdering, raping, and thieving. Niggers ruin everything wherever they go.
white men are 87percent likely to get raped in prison by a black man you’re a weak race
TO ALL YOU WEAK ASS CRACKERS HOOD DUDE IS BACK THAT’S RIGHT I’M BACK
Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!
Hold up, hold up first of all racism started with white people, also white people are greedy, feel the need to be in large numbers and their weaponry either puts fear into other races or teaches other races to use it agaist themselves. How can black people kill each other without a gun and that gun being openly sold at a gun store. Why do white people fear the public when in small numbers but are comfortable when they’re in large settings where there are white people. Oh and for all white men that think black chicks are ugly, there wouldn’t be light skinned black people if it weren’t for white salve masters banging our women getting them pregant. Going into pornoraphy having sex with black women telling them they can be a so called “star” if they’d have sex with them. Our women are the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. And talking about racism should be a crime you just used the N-word stupid shit! You using a racist word yourself. I’m balck and don’t beleive in using the N-word; its the wosre word in the english language.
Racism goes back centuries and is not origin or ethnic specific. Have you ever heard how the Japanese and Chinese slam on each other? Neither one of them is White or Black.
Racism is noting but fears of the unknown and manifestation of that fear mixed with aggression. People repeat and act on what they have learned.
More people need to think for themselves.
I’m a Caucasian and I thought those jokes were funny – a bit macabre but funny.
‘Hold up, hold up…’
How the fuck does your stuttering problem translate even when you type? Damn :/
your mom shoulda swallowed you when she was sucking that dick now that you’re here we gotta deal with you’re weak pathetic faggit ass die slow pig
look niggers are black crackers are white spics are brown chinks are weird lookin so FUCK YA ALL LOL U ALL SUCK
raah i hate racist peopel they make me feel sick cuz all deys white gyals have black people thing like ur buns and ponytails dats a niggers work right there and the have the ordasity to be rude what are they dickheads? and racist people are jus cowards and they have nothing better to do or they are jeleaous watsemans….. white peope, while always be white theres no need to call them anything other dan dat black people wud always be black theres no need to call them anything but dat soo why do people still think they can be racist? who do they think they are? cuz atm who’s running America a mixed race man he’s half black half white but no one can get rude to him so why do it to other people? its just disgusting, vile and stupid that people do it!! who’s with me to try help people who are being bullied by racism
What kind of fucked up nigger babble is that? Damn!