Do you find racist white jokes fun and not actual racism? Let’s keep it that way and not resort to racist comments, I’m looking at you, you redneck, hill billy, white cracker dumb blonde :-) Don’t like racist white jokes, what the hell you doing on a WHITE JOKES web page? What about Racist Nigger […]
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@dont hate me cause im white hate yourself cause your not. Dude u really need to calm down on the racist comments. this was just a joke page for white people… im sure there are thousands more for african americans. i mean YOUR the one who came to this page to see it… we DIDN’T force you…I think this arguement about which race is better shit should be over now since 1950’s or somthing. I myself is black i like all races. and does it look like i have bad spelling or im not respectable? i believe that this was just some misunderstanding on all parts…white & black… from what i think i believe you all are below 24 years old. You all need to focus on the better aspects of life your all too young to be thinking about races… if you peel the skin off a white person & a black person you would see the same body parts, same blood, & same features that EVERYONE has. This was just coming from my heart because i was just feeling offended. if you dont care about this… dont… there are plenty of others who do… i hope i taught you something from this LONG message… –A Black Person With A Heart For Both Races! ?
Ha ha the posts are funnier than the jokes.
Fist there are so few white jokes because there isn’t much to make fun of us about. What are you going to say, how does a white man support his family? He gets a job. See not funny. You can make fun of fat white girls that only date blacks, but everyone does so again not funny.
@I?Blacks(^_^)/ & Whites ” I myself is black” just saying!! That said you seem to be a credit to your race, if more minorities were like you the progress between all rAces would be much frurther along.
It’s 2011 and overall as human beings we still suffer from Racism and ignorance. I myself am a black man and hold no grudge nor pass judgment on either race. The real truth is hate and predjudice will NEVER breed positive feedback. Our hatred for each other makes us all accountable for the demise of this country. I take my hat off to any PERSON who’s optimism about race takes presence over a all of us being stamped according to our stereotypes. Generalzations do hold some truth but in the end we as individuals are responsible for our own actions. Black, White,Brown, or Blue we are all here on this planet together and that my racists friends is no joke.
alright alright i admit im a dumbass hick, mama’s boy, fag-lovin, pussycake bitch. but i least im not black. right?
see white people less hen 10 white jokes and you have a negative uproar but there are aloud websites on kkk ect. please do all us blacks a favourr and shut the hell up!!!
i like this dude
99 percent of black people say sex in the shower is the best, The other 1 percent havent been to prison yet.
im white, (only the top half ;)) but these are fuckin funny
Cmon guys, when talking directly to 1 person dont say shit about the whole race. I just had a lot of fun with white girls alst night and tbh (Me being black.) I cant stand how ignorant you haters are. Btw learn how to spell. Sight-Cite races-racist and hangin-Hanging
NIGGERS SUCK!!! NIGGERS ARE DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DAD WAS IN THE KK AND WE HATE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you get a nigga out of a tree
you cut the rope
how do u get a cracker out a tree
Answer: Beat his ass
or tell him his slave got loose.
you definatly r scared of black people in real life
Well when we lynch your dad, hope you like living with your mom.
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kkk bitches come on my block whatch u get shot
New Orlean 1704 9th ward kill all kkk
bitch fuck you! bet you cant fight one!
But i can buy one.
i wanna no way white people jack on black people when they try ad be black they self pussy crakers
its cause we love how your all illiterate.
YOU LUCKY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU STAY CAUSE I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT YO BITCH ASS
Hey you dad might be in the Kim but you mom I sucking my big black dick and not youur dad CM penis
What the hell you and your dumbass father need to realize that black people are everywhere so deal with it. It’s the 21th century ppl like you died along time ago. People like you should have been kicked out of society. YOU NEED HELP AND YOU DAD TO
lmfao!!! cum ppl are just so dum!
also smfh maybe just maybe black ppl or niggers as yu call then dnt like yu (:
Think Be4 Yu Say Shiit
you r stupid as hell….
that was to white bitch…i will beat that ass
hello
u fuckng white trash! no one gives a fucing damn fuck bout u white trash! Y’all niggas just mad datwhite girls have no ass and black girls do.
kkk will get Killed Killed Killed saying that shit with those sheets off…fuck outta here
its slang you dumbass
Thats IT…..the fuck hahaha
how do you babysit a white baby?
stick him on the shelf with the rest of the crackers……
now thats fucking funny
suck my dick ho
I’m white and I have nothing against white jokes, but surely there are funnier white jokes than this. How about this one:
What event most closely resembles a white dance contest?
The Special Olympics.
or this one…
How can you tell if a white guy has a boner?
You pull out the microscope and check.
I dont’ like it when they say racist jokes, I guess to some they could be but my best friend is a proud black/african american and we both laugh at black jokes and white jokes as do white people laugh at our own white and black jokes, Black people are not niggers, Niggers are blacks that dont give a shit about anyone else even their own race, they depend on the government and us the people to “get by”, yet have a mercedez-benz in their driveway, they dont smile or wave, they walk around with their pants below their ass, they dont care about anyone but themselves, abandon their children out on the streets, now most black highclass americans especially the ones i know are great people and care for life and how special and short it is. I dont mean highclass as in a shitload of money i mean highclass, as in smart, achievers, go-getters. great people! Everyone should be equal and get over the shit that happened many years ago, none of you kids in school should be offended you werent even alive when you were born and in school blacks and whites were fine in the same classroom EQUAL.. So You Nigger haters need to take a fucking chill pill! What is it exactly that you hate about black people? You should be hating the government more. they steal our money! Hating someone only makes you the bad guy. You should be ashamed of yourself. Thats like saying you hate animals because they’re funny looking. seriously. come on now? really? get over yourself. What if you were homeless and scared and a black person wanted to help you, would you let them? i bet you would for your own selfish acts. BE NICE!!!
cool sounds good positive attitude
The nicer blacks seem to be the ones whose era was closer to slavery oddly enough. None of the blacks today even know anyone who was a slave so i dont understand the problem. They all get racial and pick on the white kids which makes the whites hate the blacks. Its a never ending cycle and we wont ever be able to change it. I know plenty of self respecting colored people but theyre older. Todays generation will go no where with their current attitudes and im not looking forward to the future.
wow that might have sounded so smart to you 2 say yet ur race sags live on the streets come downtown n see all the homeless blacks and WHITES yea its not always ooh look he is sagging he is another dumb black guy no he might be very intelligent he might even have a shit load of money he just is being him if everyone would mind there own business it wont be 2 hard for the comments and jokes 2stop and i am a proud successful AFRICAN AMERICAN PHD WITH 2 MIXED SONS WITH COLLEGE DEGREES BOTH WITH DIFFERENT PERSONALITY ONE ACTS SO ARTIFICIAL YET I LOVE MY BABY AND MY OTHER SON A VERY COCKY I WONT IT MY WAY ATTITUDE MY HUSBAND IS WHITE AND HE DOESN’T HAVE A PROBLEM HE IS A VERY SUCCESSFUL LAWYER WE R A MIXED FAMILY YET PEOPLE SEEM 2 CONSTANLY TRIP ON WHITE AND BLACKS YALL CAN TALK ABOUT MY RACE ALL YA WONT CUZ WHEN YA DONE IM STILL BLACK, SUCCESFUL,PROUD,AND JUSTME CAUSE YOU CAN TRY 2 BRING ME DOWN BUT YOU WILL ONLY WASTE YO TIME
White people suck…. (Joking :)
u started off good by saying white people suck but the last comment is fucking lame
Wy do white women all ways leave there white men
Because they cant fell anything
that is so true lol.. thats y i like black guys :) they say guys r onlii good for 1 thing so i guess white guys aitn good foe nuthin lol
wy do white women always go out with black man
black men have bigger sticks
wy do black men get crackers and white people mixed
?
Because they look the same
wy are whites acting like blacks ?
because whites are lame as hell
wy do blacks hate christmas
There tired of seeing white
I like how afro-americans come into a joke site about whites getting all angry over nothing. If you really want to get an angry reply go to a black joke site and start putting up comments of white people, not more white jokes on a white site cause most white people are probably looking up black jokes like blacks are looking up white jokes. Also you all get mad at everyone being racist against blacks when its just you whos the racists. You have to let the world know that at one point you were all slaves but honestly you know absoulutely no one who was a slave so get over it. Maybe i should be mad because im partially indian and less then 90% of them exist because they were all killed. Indians dont get a month and theyre just fine with it. I also dont get to live in government paid housing or get welfare checks and finally I dont get less jail time due to the color of my skin.
Why are blacks so tall? Cause there Knee-grows (Negros)
Why cant mexicans play uno? Cause theyll take all the green cards
Where do you send a jew if the dont pay attention at school? Concentration camp
This post will not matter to most, but since I was unfortunately sucked into these absurd comments and bickering back & forth between all of you, I see no harm in adding another comment. I’m willing to bet that things are the way they are in America, and world wide for that matter, because of people like you. Referring to those people like you, I mean those of you so filled with hate for the people whom YOU SEE as being so unworthy of life and their own freedom you can’t see past your own nose. Judging another race, another person, another gender, anyone other than judging yourself, is only disabling YOUR race, YOUR culture, YOUR gender, and YOURSELF. You and you alone are solely responsible for teaching future generations hate and the ability to never love another human being no matter who they may be. You people make me wonder how you turned out to be so ignorant. There is no other way to show the kind of person you are. You are all guilty of this, both races black and white, that posted your threats and childish banter. What is your point? What are you hoping to create? More anger, more hatred for other living, breathing people..? What good could it possibly be for to act like such a fool? You guys truly make me sad. You are too busy judging other people and never taking a look at yourselves and how much you are wasting yourself on living in the past. Yes we all know about the KKK and all the things black people went through. We all know about the cruelty. I just don’t understand the FIGHTING you are all obsessed with for power. I’m a woman (not that it matters), but I don’t hate men cause they had the power to beat their wives in the past, to go to work, and have jobs. It’s part of our past, not our future! Why is this the only issue that cannot be overcome that was once a problem in our history? You want to know. Because of you. If and when I start a family, I don’t want my kids going to school with yours. To interact with your family. Your views are so skewed in such a negative way that nobody should be allowed near you. You will most likely to continue on the traditions of your ancestors BOTH black and white. You are TRULY the people who are holding back the people that care about everyone, who are compassionate, and full of life. You need a reality check. It’s 2011, time to open your eyes and pull the wool off your head. Grow up. I posted this to not be offensive but to be honest about the world today. Some people can see it and most others won’t but it doesn’t change the fact that you are both wrong to hate each other. I’m of no particular religion. I feel no guilt about anything that has happened in history. I’m simply an enlightened person who knows the difference between right and wrong. Judge me if you desire, I’m true to myself. I have my own brain and use it to it’s incredible abilities. I think for myself. I don’t just preach what my grand dad told me about the racism in his day. We are different people in a different world and different time, so ACT LIKE IT! As one great person in history said “Be the change you wish to see in the world.” Do you want to see your kids and grand kids filled with as much hate and destruction as you are? “A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.” I saw a post above somewhere in all the clutter saying an eye for an eye… “An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind.” The best thing I could say to anyone I should ever cross paths with in my life is to learn from the past, don’t live in it. The past is past, it will always be behind you should you ever decide to look back. If you live in the past, you’ll never create a future.
From one bleeding heart to another.
I used to have black friends but my dad sold them. Hahahahahahah
FUCK YOU THAT WAS NOT FUNNY YOU LITTLE FUCK
well im white and i actualy enjoyed these jokes, i honestly dont see why white people get offended like one of the posts i read by white bitch stateing in caps “niggers suck!!! niggers are dumb!!! my dad was in the kkk and we hate niggers.” well grats for being a total bigot. its people like this that make me pray to god for a hell. white bitch if your reading this, and i hope you are. you have been brainwashed all ur life by bs racism, and its sad to know people like you still walk the earth. do me a favor and turn on the news and note that there is infact a african american in the white house, i know because i voted for him. and i guessing our one of the people that claim hes the anti-crist. and before anyone starts into obama and saying hes doing a horible job bla bla bla, and how could you vote for that socialist bla bla bla, just know i have no intention of looking at any replys and i would really like to see any of you try to run one of the worlds superpowers without any complaints. with that said i agree with zebrah and her lengthy yet well put comment.
i ment 2 press tha lyk button
OBAMA IS ACTUALLY PART WHITE PART BLACK AND IF U THINK HE DID A TERRIBLE JOB SPIT ON BUSHES NAME B 4 OBAMAS
I am black. Andd I want one of you Kkk to come up in the hood and show his white self. See if hell be hard now. Well beat the rascist out of him. Rascist jokes are fumny white or black, but you don’t understand what it is to be an inferoir unlessnyour black. All rascist jokes concerning lynchings nd hanging are uncalled for, becauze these things are real painful thinfs thhat have happenes to our race. If you were jewish, you woulnt want to be eeminded of the holocaust. People lo their lives in the ongoing sruggle for racial equality. How would you feel if an Arabic terrorist reminded you of 911 daily, or if we busted out some really hurtful redneck jokes to yo Kkk hoes. Remember we are all americans, and no matter. How much these jokes are funny, there is a line to cross. PLus black people can wuup whites in every sport and in every qway
Except hockey cause we stand out.. :(
Thanks juggla :0) I enjoy the jokes too. I honestly looked up this page to specifically be able to tell white jokes… Jokes are meant to be funny, that is all.
I despise niggers. You stupid motherfuckers.
mother-fuckers should have been hyphenated, dumb fuck! It’s two words. So who’s stupid now?