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-what do you call a straight line of white people holding a rope?
a picket fence
-what do you called a old hairy white man
the yeti
-what do you call a skinny white women with striped clothing?
line paper
how many time does a black couple and white couple do sex?
black- hell yeah!!anytime
white- no time at all (pretend tired mode) (their little friend just don’t work)
day after? white girl: honey, we need a (black ) plumber tomorrow
Do you know why White Lesbians never cook?
Because they always eat out.
Do you know what is white but covered in orange, bald, fat, and enjoys hair pieces and bankruptcy?
Donald Traitor Trump
Gringo this is the most funnier jokes, I have heard 2 points for you lol!!!!!!!
What do you call 2 gay white men?
Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal.
White males have the highest rate of homosexuality among all races in the US.
What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Why can’t Donald Trump be a Lannister?
Because he never pays his debts.
Trump: “Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee.”
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card
Why shouldn’t Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 5 decades!
What does Donald Trump say when he can’t find his Viagra? “The erection is rigged!”
Donald Trump loves the “poorly educated” so much, that now that he’s president there will be more of them than ever.
Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA to arrest illegal aliens.
Why shouldnt white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.hahahaahaa
Whites are UGLY people
Why SHOULD niggers go swimming? Because they can’t. That’s why they call them rockfish. They sink to the bottom and drown.
Niggers look like silverback apes.
What is the difference between Santa and Roy Moore?
Roy Moore likes to give children the present in his pants.
Get it, Roy Moore is a pedophile like so man grown white men.
Donald Trump, at a campaign stop in the midwest, promised to rebuild titties and make Detroit the motorboat city.
Fuck all these jokes. I’m not racist, but a lot of these “white jokes” make me ashamed of being white. There’s so many damn black jokes out there…it just means they’re more recognized! White people are assholes…all they have done/do is CAUSE WAR&pain to people. But then you gotta remember that two of the worlds greatest pressidents(abraham&kennedy) faught for black freedom and black rights! You know what happened to them?! THEY WERE ASSASINATED BY WHITE PEOPLE. White people just want to blame their own problems&mistakes on other people. I will admit, there ARE some asshole black people out there who’ll rob you for a dollar. And in the dictionary; “nigger” means ANYONE, of any race, color, or ethnicity that’ll rob you for a dollar…but then it also means a black guy(fucked uppp…) butyeah…there are some really funny racist jokes out there…like “why did god give black guys such huge dicks? Cause he put their pubes on their head!” Yeah its fucked up, but funny. And seriously…a cracker is a FOOD it doesn’t even bother people except stupid rednecktrailertrashinbreedingassholes..but yeah…I’m ashamed of being white cause white people are assholes, but we are who we are…and the people talking about whose better at fighting&sports…SERIOUSLY…GET.A.LIFE. fighting just depends who hits harder, gets more punches in, etc. And sports? There’s good sports players on everything! Like the seahawks…one of the greatest qbs is matt hasselbeck…and the best guy on the team was shaun alexander(if it wasn’t for him, we wouldn’t have gone to the superbowl) until he done fucked up cause of kc-treat(stupid ass church crap that’s on tv all the time that hates sports) but yeah…I think I made my point…
Well we as a race in whole (white people) ,are ashamed of u and for your indecency toward the most beautiful race in the world and we are ashamed at god also for having blessed u with a truly good skin color that u don’t even appreciate nor use to your benefit , you nigger loving whore hang urself in the hood and let them niggers rape your dwad corpse
[insert non-white race here] jokes are ok, but white jokes arent?
what the fuck?
gtfo, whiny bitches, its about time people started laughing at you.
niggers think there so hard cus they can pull a trigger.
no black people think their hard cuz their tired of white people like you and quiet frankly i am too we live in a new generation grow up man for real you white sapremisist ass!!
What do whit people do on Thanksgiving?
They pump kin
For those who do not understand, white people love to have sex with their brothers, sisters, cousins, etc. They are a bunch of inbreds.
I LMAO at the racist idiots who dont know there history, say shit and hope/think they are right. Maybe if they payed attention in school (like a mixed/black kid-me did) they would know that
(@Ihaveaslave)
1. White people enslaved white people during the same time as europeans took africans. And they still do have white slaves in europe.
2. White people dont kill their own either? I guess you forgot the Kennedy/Lincoln Assasination…Revolutionary war? Your an idiot. Learn some history and than come talk.
3. Provide some facts/sources of us moaning that we would NEVER see a black president.
4. Yes alot of blacks do do bad and its not because of racism. Its because of the shit places generations of families have been living in since MLK’s time. Where are our 40acres and a mule that was promised?
5. “you would still be grunting and living in mud huts if it wernt for the english.”
ROFLMAO. Open a history textbook. Read the Bible. The cradle of civilation is in Egypt. You dumbshit. And in case you dont know where Egypt is its in Africa. If it wasnt for black people english never would have had anything they had.
And lastly, you speak of blacks commiting all these violent crimes but I guess you just like to ignore certain events like French and Indian war? Revolutionary War? Iraqi war? WW1+WW2? Go get a life dude. You are black. So being racist against a race and talking down about them is also including yourself because all people come from Africa and that is scientifically and biblically proven. I know your church and your parents probably taught you Jesus was a white male with blonde hair and blue eyes but that is nothing what Jesus looked like. Jesus had hair of wool and his skin was bronze. He was born in Bethlehem. Tell me how many white people were born in Bethlehem during that time…NONE. If you go see paintings from around that time (not those biased european ones) you will see the true face of Jesus.
Good day to you sir :)
Do you really want 40 acres and a mule? I would be glad to give every fucking nigger fambly 40 acres and a mule if they would shut the fuck up and keep to themselves. And you are talking about white crime and referring to wars? Those are wars. Niggers in Africa have been killing themselves all along. Ever heard of the Rwanda genocide? When the white Boers in South Africa colonized South Africa, there weren’t any niggers there. Why? Because niggers (Zulus) killed all the niggers that were there and then went back up North. Later they went back down and started shit with the white people. Niggers have been killing niggers for centuries. It’s what they do. And niggers enslave their fellow niggers too to this very day.
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Do you know how to Circumsizse a white man?
Kick his sister in the chin.
For those of you who do not get it incest is very common in the white race. So when the women is performing oral sex on her brother you can kick her in the chin and it will Circumsizse the male.
Did you hear about the new diagnosis for all of these white pedophiles that go around sexually molesting children?
It is call Roy Moore Syndrome.
Get it? Roy Moore has an alleged history of having sexual relations with children like a lot of white men. It must be something in white peoples DNA that makes them enjoy having sex with children or their family members.
@black is scum
Stop talking out your ass. I find it funny how you didnt provide a scientific pole or something of statistics that 99% of blacks are in prison/court…o yea thats right there arent.
You want some actual facts?
“According to 2005 Census Bureau statistics, the male African-American population of the United States aged between 18 and 24 numbered 1,896,000. According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, 106,000 African-Americans in this age group were in federal or state prisons at the end of 2005.”
“According to the same census data, 530,000 of these African-American males, or twenty eight percent, were enrolled in colleges or universities (including two-year-colleges) in 2005. That is five times the number of young black men in federal and state prisons and two and a half times the total number incarcerated. If you expanded the age group to include African-American males up to thirty or thirty five, the college attendees would still outnumber the prisoners.”
” 32 percent of black males born in 2001 can expect to spend time in prison over the course of their lifetime.”
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2007/10/young_black_males_headed_for_e_1.html
So im seeing all of these shit ass statistics about black but what about these whites who talk about nothing in their music about getting high (ex.fireflies),sex,getting drunk and dont do shit in collage but go to parties (I love collage)you might love collage but your dumbass isnt doing anything but going to parties and staying out late.WTF IS YOUR ASS DOING IN CLASS!!!
I.own 3 companies u.sit around and molest children all day .yeh that’s right white me account for 68% of all child molestations if u.wanna get factual.
Shame about the lack of your dictionary.
I was always under the impression that a man in your position could afford book with words & meanings to expand his intellectual vocabulary.
Thats why it’s only white dumb asses who do stupid shit like what happen with those little kids, you all are the sick ones and saying that’s a good thing, go back to the east where you came from, ya damn copy cats!
I heard they are doing a remake of the movie “Apocalype Now” with an all black cast. They’re calling it ” A Pair-o-Lips Now”.
hey whats up haters i work at a job were on a daily i hear racist black jokes daily i didn’t have any come back for this racism with jokes of my own so i devised a plane to take out the haters. I’m going to slowly take out the white race one white women at a time
Fuck you. Ya nigg.
Learn proper grammer nigger. Your comment just reinforces the joke: What’s the diference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
well cracker jacker whats thee differance between a white person and a smelly ass skunk??? NOTHING RACIST BITCH
Learn to spell moron
Why do white people smell like wet dog after they take a shower?
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Hey (The one) you looking for good crackers jokes try page 57 Hood Dude
This is kind of pathetic on this site. We are all humans and sadly there are some racist fucks out there who think they are better tha a whole race of people. Do the world a favor. Go home, drink a beer, and go to sleep but never wake up. I have white firends, black friends, and latino friends. (Of course the mexican and black dude is the less racist) But its funny how we all get a long. Just stop the racist shit unless it is a joke.
You know what is hilarious? The spelling in a lot of these replies. I guess lack of an education spans over all races.
Jokes about race are the lowest form of humor.
What do you get when you get a whole bunch of unfunny racists together? These replies.
why cant you immature fucks get along so what if your skin in lighter or darker grow the fuck up and get over yourselves…shit u asswholes make me sick
***soy Cubana***
That’s “asshole” cunt.
I am white and I think most of these jokes are crap but as the young fellow says they are just jokes gerroverit
white is cool vote for me
oi white is sewage you so nt funny.whites r much better people u jst jealous because u dnt know shit and u grew up in a sht hole, and all ur white jokes so suck…if it wasnt for white people u would still be running around in the jungle in ur nigger grass skirts eating rabbits and eachother. so how du u like dat…white people have jobs and an education, blacks smoke dope in their rented sheds.
Why did the nigger have a heart attack on halloween?
Because someone came dressed as a job…haha
why is it that some whites r scare of you blacks its coz 1) u look like apes with thos huge lips and 2) is we cant even go 2 the shops without you stealing our bikes…
oh sorry i wrote 2 much can you niggers actually read??? lol
u think ur so funny u dick fuck hoe bout i drown u and put u back in the trailer park where u belong. how bout tht…….. and how bout u go sit in ur rocking chair and spit seeds out… u dum country ass mother fucker
“The race industry and its elite enablers take it as self-evident that high black incarceration rates result from discrimination. At a presidential primary debate this Martin Luther King Day, for instance, Senator Barack Obama charged that blacks and whites “are arrested at very different rates, are convicted at very different rates, [and] receive very different sentences . . . for the same crime.” Not to be outdone, Senator Hillary Clinton promptly denounced the “disgrace of a criminal-justice system that incarcerates so many more African-Americans proportionately than whites.”
If a listener didn’t know anything about crime, such charges of disparate treatment might seem plausible. After all, in 2006, blacks were 37.5 percent of all state and federal prisoners, though they’re under 13 percent of the national population. About one in 33 black men was in prison in 2006, compared with one in 205 white men and one in 79 Hispanic men. Eleven percent of all black males between the ages of 20 and 34 are in prison or jail. The dramatic rise in the prison and jail population over the last three decades—to 2.3 million people at the end of 2007 (see box)—has only amplified the racial accusations against the criminal-justice system.
The favorite culprits for high black prison rates include a biased legal system, draconian drug enforcement, and even prison itself. None of these explanations stands up to scrutiny. The black incarceration rate is overwhelmingly a function of black crime. Insisting otherwise only worsens black alienation and further defers a real solution to the black crime problem.
Racial activists usually remain assiduously silent about that problem. But in 2005, the black homicide rate was over seven times higher than that of whites and Hispanics combined, according to the federal Bureau of Justice Statistics. From 1976 to 2005, blacks committed over 52 percent of all murders in America. In 2006, the black arrest rate for most crimes was two to nearly three times blacks’ representation in the population. Blacks constituted 39.3 percent of all violent-crime arrests, including 56.3 percent of all robbery and 34.5 percent of all aggravated-assault arrests, and 29.4 percent of all property-crime arrests.”
@yomama
you dumb shit you cant spell for shit so what are you on about stupid nigger.you need to go back to school if you can afford it.as for blowjangles you rock dude you so told them…lol.
you niggers can never keep a job,your ither dissing whites for being clean or stealing from people.whats one good thing a nigger does?
How do you get a nigger into the bath? throw in 10c in it..How do you get a nigger out? throw a bar of soap in haha.thats sooo true.
so fuck off.stop thinking your kool cause your king kong and get a job………
you know what my job is…… fucking your mom bitch. Get of my cock, you guys are mad cause we get your white women and your moms.
you such a dumb fucking cunt
@annabell
you so suck ass you black bitch.u dnt know wat ur fuckn on about.whites arent fucking ugly u black bitch.u niggers r really ugly,u have dogshit skin ,huge lips,u all look lyk fuckn gorillas and u live in shit holes.
you niggers think ur kool in gangs ae..but u act so pathitic 4 ur age dumb shits.go climb a tree u monkeys..white rule!!! if u disagree u just jealous and lonely niggers..go steal a tv and fuk off back 2 ape world were u came from………
You Live in your mother’s closet. Get a life.
if your black fuk off…
whites own u and u know it
what do you do if u run over a nigger? Reverse hahahaha
vote 4 white
ditch the niggers
White’s own?? Hahahah, they own nothing. Crackers are usless. Why you here? Can’t take a joke? But when it’s a black joke it’s soooo funny. You just don’t wana admit ur stupidity. Dumb cracker.
You fken white ass crackers stupid dumbfucks go fucken sew McDonalds cause they fked all you up now stfu fken little white ass crackers cant take a joke, go cry to your mom and go to your room and go turn red fk. Ima white guy to so stfu.
@Fucking white ass trash
learn to fucking spell..”fken” is not a FUCKING word. and its sue not sew… your clearly a fucking nigger, you can’t spell for shit