Do you find racist white jokes fun and not actual racism? Let’s keep it that way and not resort to racist comments, I’m looking at you, you redneck, hill billy, white cracker dumb blonde :-) Don’t like racist white jokes, what the hell you doing on a WHITE JOKES web page? What about Racist Nigger […]
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What do you call a white person visiting the himalayas? Family Reunion!
What do you call an arab killing americans? Arabian pride
What do you call Cubans spitting on Castro’s grave? Cuban pride.
What do you call a white man beating up two mike tysons? That’s just crazy talk.
why do black people cary poo in their wallets?
I.D.
What do you say if you see your tv floationg around at night?
Drop it Nigger
Whats the difference between a truck of bowliing balls and a truck on niggers?
You cant unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Im black and i think its funny. It is a joke…. right?
What did brock Obama say when he saw 10,000 klans men walking down the street ?
Who the fuck stole all my fucken bed sheets
Its funny how black people laugh at these jokes, and say (in a whiney way) “Its just a joke damn! get the fuck over it!” and when someone says black jokes, they start whining and thumbsing them down.
this is for white jokes not blacks so get some fucken glasses on to read the title dumb asss white cracker
Dumb fuck you call us niggersnso we call you crackers and mayo
TO BAM, AND LOL.. THIS SITE IS FOR RACIST WHITE JOKES DUMB BITCHES, GET THE FUCK OFF, LIL DICKS! LMAO! U AWAYS WANNA MAKE IT ABOUT BLACKS TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF OF YOUR WHITE ASSES ITS A SHAME THAT ANYTIME SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT U WHITES U GOT TO TURN IT INTO A BLACK THING WHY DONT U GUYS GO BACK TO FUCKING YOUR PETS OR YOUR SISTER AND GET OFF THIS SITE AND LET US HAVE FUN LMFAO OR GO PLAY WITH YOUR LIL PINK DICKS AND STINKY BALLS THAT SMELLS LIKE 500 YEAR OLD CHEESE, SHIT FACE, I HATE U WHITE HONKYS, YOUR THE ONLY RACE THAT HAS NO COLOR WHY DONT YOU GO THINK ABOUT THAT…..O BY THE WAY IM CHINESE.. DEMSUNGS I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU HONKY PEOPLE
You must have sniffed some white dude balls to know what they smell like.
Besides how can you say little pink dicks, when your Chinese, you guys ain’t got Shit
On a Vienna sausage lol.
I’m white I don’t like hillbilly sister fucking dumb fucks in the south ain’t shit I’m form up north my mom thought me to love everybody I’m proud to be a Yankee in the south it’s like hills has eyes family fucking family’s my grandma and grandpa remembers dr.king and from my grandpa and grandma I love dr.king for what he did for me and you peace to all man kind
i’m so glad i’m white :) these are the worst jokes ever..
Q: why don’t comedians tell rascist white jokes??
A: because rascist white jokes aren’t funny.
wht do you call a bunch of white people having a camp out a meth lab……. Wht do you call white babys a snow storm cuz all of them look the same….. Why do you crackers with black people cuz they suck dicks…. Wht do you call a shot tht everyone had a white girl….. Why do black men fuck snowflakes cuz he kno her cracker ass dad is having a heart attact ….lol Tht Shyt FuNNy You Kno It Black and beautiful
wow…learn how to spell before you start knockin people
dat was sooo fuckin not funny r u on shit dude u killed it boooooo
why want a cracker’s dog go into super cuts,because of the lice, ticks, and flees.
I you lame ass brothers are going to copy my jokes at least get the spelling right assholes, because I’m Hood Dude and I have something to say these inbred crackers have never heard.
If you lame ass brothers are going to copy me at least get the spelling right, because I’m Hood Dude and I have something to say these inbred crackers have never heard
fuck all you white people yall can suck my fat,long, black dick
wait just a cotton picking minute, learn to spell and string a sentence together fool.
These crackers keep talking about spelling, spelling, spelling this is a jokes site so tell a joke you inbred cracker and move on.
What are the first words of a little cracker bitch? No Daddy Stop Get Off Me!
Want good white jokes? follow Hood Dude pages 1-2-3-57
Actually white people are the most diverse race on the planet, red hair, blonde,black,Brown,strawberry. eye’s blue, green,hazel,grey,violet. You aren’t getting that with any of the other races unless they already have white in their blood. Starting to get the picture kunta! Besides that you’re just mad because what grows around my dick is the same s*** that grows on your head sucker
there are a whole lot funnier than that shit the peckerwoods call racist black jokes
Not Funny!? try page 57 Hood Dude
wow thats not even funny no wears near funn but good
What do you call a restaurant that adheres strictly to Whites, is full of ridiculous racist neanderthals, and does not cater to non Whites?
Cracker Barrel
Because they know y’all don’t tip.
i am wwhite, and i think that black people jokes are funny, but no offence, the “attempted” white people jokes are soooooo bad. At least the black ones make sence and are witty, the white ones are like – “What do you call a dumb fuck”
– “a dumb fucking cracker LOL”
^^^Keep the white jokes coming guys
I don’t know what kind of physics humor you have but there in Lowell sword with me or clever you’re just stupid rants……….like what do you call a black guy next to you hey that’s my wallet n*gg*……yeah you guys are “so clever”
What do u call a red haired skinny white woman? A match stick
What do u think of when u c a fat white woman at the butchery? pork
Why r there white people on earth? God ran out of black paint
Why do most white people have green, blue or grey eyes? Cos they r possessed by demons,(I suggest exorcism)
Whenever the lights go off, my bf asks me 2 smile cos he cant see me in the dark. This is all dedicated 2 him. Now u know what it feels like babe!
im glad you had jokes but please please make some funny i never get to see good white people jokes i wish i did i would tell them to everyone
Not Funny!? try page 57 Hood Dude
every white bastard does is eat fucking meatpies…….. whites r fuking losers and r gay
man y do white people eat so much mircovave food?…………………………………..
Why do you eat so much kfc
katie you went from cant we all get along to a full blown racist,lolololll.
We are all black in the night. Then i turn on my
lights and shoot the niggers trying to steal rims on
car
What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of white kids in it?
A twinke
That is fuckin aweful dude!
For starters you fucked up the joke and 2nd you stole it from harold and kumar go to white castle!
Twat!
At least the white kids go to school. What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of black kids in it? Nothing; black kids don’t go to school
i hate my race being racist. fucking retarded ass faggot u should kill ur self and make every single race even white burn ur body and throw it to the ocean. I dont see why i should be racist to spanish, black, asian, ect.
just because im white, we are all the same just different colors and cultures. plus we all white came from england or other european countries we took this land or buy it from the indians, spain, and mexico. so we better keep our mauth shut and stop telling other races to go back to their countries because they can tell us to go back to europe.
I agree with White man at the top. I saw a site the other day with a bunch of racist mexican jokes n i am part mexican n part white. they were pathetic n made me ashamed of my white half. but that comment White Man put is the truth n i agree 100% with him.
Why do black people have white white hands?
Overuse of lotion
What do you call a white person that isn’t markedly bothered when they are in the company of other white people making crude and poorly constructed jokes at the expense of “other races” yet becomes extremely offended when exposed to an equally crude and poorly constructed joke about their own race?
An ignorant hypocrite.
Hey bro im white and some of these white jokes are funnier then hell so shut the fuck up
Hey shithead i’m black, so u Shut The Fuck Up. what if the shoe was on the other foot! o you to dump to understand that. The black jokes are funny, but every last one of you want to be us. so get a grip ugly as nigger.
u can take a few joke .. thats good
What do you call a white conservative?
A stale party cracker!
im a hite british girl and think your white jokes r shit,, surley u dumbass fucks could come up wiv something beta!! what do u call 50 niggers buried in sand up to there necks?? afro-turf hahaha
adam was black so all of us are black! ignorant fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
It wasn’t just in Egypt if your going with the evolutionary view, also around Mexico and lower, Such as the Aztecs, and Mayans. Also Ihaveaslavenamedleroy, more then likely pulled all of those off the internet, so he(or she, I personally don’t give a fuck which gender it is) is just being a complete moron trying to look “cool” in the eyes of society, which has failed to most of it of course.
jadeyboo you’re just confused, you don’t who you are! For one your name says it all! LOL
hey debate
wack ass joke bitch
Whites are a more diverse race then blacks. Blacks all have brown eyes and black hair unless they’re mixed with another race. If anything blacks are the least diverse knowing they all look the same with the same features. So stop making racist jokes when the white ones aren’t even funny at all. Remember who brought you here on a fucking boat you assholes
so none of these jokes were funny, and i’m talking about white and black jokes. and whoever made that comment about africa, and got “your ppl out of that shithole”, i don’t want to bring up the past. but in case you haven’t noticed…….. white people have fucked everything up for minorities, so don’t even try to act righteous. As for the fuck nigger messages, you’re sick and twisted and you’ll probably die alone because you have a cold and ugly heart. And as for any other minorities, i’m a minority so stop saying all this bullshit about how we own the world. No we don’t, no one does. We are just people, we don’t dominate anything.
god, you guys need a hobby.
appreciate it
@ man y do white people eat so much mircovave food?…………………………………..
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Because we can afford microwaves. XD
BUT BLACK PPL STEAL THEM HA
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away…… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…?”
thats just funny
waz good,its mac and im black.But anyway heres a joke.Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.
“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
“That’s not so much”, says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,” replies the man.
“Well that is probably a bit excessive,” says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,” says the man.
“Well, that’s definitely to much”, says the doctor. “You’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand.”
“I do”, says the man. “Twice a day.”
waz good,here go one more joke for yall(not racist) One day a young boy and girl meet in a garden where the grass is upto their shoes.The boy asks the girl “Should we do it?”.
The girl says “Not now.”
They further go up where the grass comes to the knees.The boy again asks “Should we do it?”.
The girl again says “Not now.” They further go up where the grass reaches to their neck level. The boy impatiently asks “Now should we do it?”. The girl again says “Not now.”
They further go up where the grass is above their heads. The boy(losing his patience) asks “Now should we do it?”.