Do you find racist white jokes fun and not actual racism?
Let’s keep it that way and not resort to racist comments, I’m looking at you, you redneck, hill billy, white cracker dumb blonde :-)
Don’t like racist white jokes, what the hell you doing on a WHITE JOKES web page?
What about Racist Nigger Jokes or Black Jokes.
Best White Jokes
Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
What’s white and 12 inches?? NOTHING.
these are the dumbest racist jokes ive encountered… was interested in racist funny white jokes because i heard jokes for every race….. so far best white joke is.. why are aspirin white?? because they work… racist jokes dont work because no stereo type can stick to every white person not every white person is rich or redneck or victim… here is a good joke what is different about batman and blackman? batman can go buy a 40 without robin… or whats brown and white and rolls all over the beach? a Filipino and seagull fighting over a fish….. see those are funny… only people who finds the jokes on this page funny probabky never heard of bill burr and think kevin hart is the king best stand-up comic breathin…. look up jim jeffries , louis c.k or my favorite and best current living stand-up comic bill burr… the best ever is george carlin…
Vhill out there jokes im not rich i just like jokes about ALL raceis.
We live in a new world, just when our white father’s and grandfather’s brought us up saying black’s are no different than white’s and if you think so your a fool and ignorant and it’s true I now say to my kids just remember when we die and go to heaven and if u think your better than a black man u better hope God isn’t black if so what.thing’s were going great until the race baiters have us scared shit if we say anything wrong we are a racist and are going to lose a job or be sued or get arrested, or what do u mean would u say if I was white, so now after the media, would race bait to sell the news, to sharpton grabbing a microphone yelling justice for this one no matter if it was right or wrong, he was cutting in on Jesse Jackson gig to make money of race baiting and as soon as they could afford to buy new suits nice car’s because they made it on tv talking crazy and that sells and they new it and said pay me big money and I’ll say the Pope is racist, now whites just say I’m not taking no chance as we will lose everything,
How long does it take a white woman to take a shit?
Nine months.
Most of these are bland and not remotely funny. My favorite isn’t offensive but gets a good laugh. What do you call a school bus full of white people? A Twinkie.
The same of what I already said. Thank U. I have a good sense of humor about myself N about being White.
By the comments on this site ive come to the conclusion that the people on this site are in the age range of 10-13 years old, and ive got no tine for kids…
How long does it take a cracker bitch to take a dump…9 months
What is the #1 dating site for crackers? (Ancestry.com)