Q: Ok 3 black, asian, and mexican guys where in a car, whos driving?
A: The SWAT team
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WARNING THIS IS RACIST TO MULTIPLE RACES AND IS FUNNIER WHEN TOLD VERBALY.
ONE UPON A TIME IN RURAL KANSAS: Alright, there was this nigga a honkey ass cassarole eatin craka and one dem chinky eyed mu fukkas, and all 3 of them were down on thier luck, they had nothing. One late night they wanderd off onto Big Jimmy’s land, “BJ” yelled out wit his raspy ass vioce (sound like the mu fukka eat out a ash trey), “hey u stoopid dick-bags wut tha fuck u doin on my land”, as he charged forward grippin his shotty, the chink and the mu fukka that look like the channel 5 weather man were scared, but(as always) the nigga ran, “BJ” fired off a warning shot and said “hey get ur black ass over here”. the nigga replied “yo, all im tryin to do is smoke my weed, and all my craka friend is tryin to do is smoke his meth and my chink friend is just tryin to get high,this is all we have” BJ said “howsa bout we make a deal, I dont shoot you fukkin ingrates, n yall lyttle sons a bytches can can stay in my spare room, and work on my land in return until ya can get back on yall feet, because thats wut jesus would do, but theres 1 condition DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK MY DAUGHTER OR MY WYFE” they were like HELL YEAH we accept that. THREE MONTHS LATER: BJ was furious beccause his daughters belly was obviously in the beggining stages of pregnancy, he said, with the passion of hate in his eyes ” whitch one a ya basterds fukked my daughter” they all pointed their fingers at each other, BJ said “alright the truth will come to the light one day, Ill make you my prisoners until my grand baby is born”. SIX MONTHS LATER: BJ’s daughter was give birth in the bathtub, and the baby looked black BJ went to the field and shot the nigga with no hesitation, then the crakka (as usual) went to investagate all the “commotion” going on BJ turned to him and said hey nigger lover and shot his pastey face off. BJ went in search of the chink but he couldnt find him anywhere, he even checked the fish market. EIGHT DAYS LATER: BJ finds a note from a mu fukka named Bai changchang (chink) it said, in bold letters: ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY TRICK, ME PUT CHOCOLATE ON MY DICK.
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THIS COULD BE A GOOD MOVIE, HUH?
-what do you call a asian guy with sun burn?
a fried noodle
-what do you call a drunk asian women who thinks she knows it all?
a bad fortune cookie
why dont asain people ever see the whole zoo?
because when they pass by the lizard area they get Godzilla flashbacks
why is it that white girls make their hair blonde?it’s fuck my pussy and ass time guys!!!
ask your white wife about it.
Why is it okay to be proud of your race if you are black or mexican, but racist if you are proud to be white? Not a joke, just making a point….
why does white guys always have soft dick at age after 30?because they’re white…what can we do?
why is it that there’s a lot of ED pills nowadays?it’s specially made for white guys!!
its for all the dumb black people
You can be proud of your race, no matter what race you are. its just back in the old days, thats what alot of germans used to say, and they only believed in killing anyone that was not german. but its all good to be proud of your race.
Im not racist (im mixed race) but im fucking sick of all the few white people who think their better than everyone.Its sad and you need to get a life.I agree some racist jokes are funny,both white and black jokes but there is a point to where your using them to put each other down which sucks.
black dick- as hard and dark as cucumber or eggplant..haha
white dick- as SOFT and WHITE as marshmallows!!!
b careful wen goin after a mans dick like that thats how wars start
Niggers any more are just that, Niggers.
leroy umbongo the little nigerian boy with no arms and legs has been crowned the world fancy dress champion, he stuck a piece of rope up his arse and went as a conker.
what do you call a paki between 2 houses? ali
what do you call a paki that doesnt smell? asif
what does bmw stand for, black mans wheels
what do you call a paki on the moon? a problem
what do you call all the pakis on the moon? problem solved
how do you stop a nigger from drowning,, take your foot off his head
why was the nigger smiling when he was running down the road with a radio under his arm? its yours
funny jokes or what, why are there no decent jokes about white people? i think there was only 2 that are funny but there are loads of black jokes.
what you niggers on about that white people are fucking up the world? you coons kill your own people, look at congo , you enslave your own people, man woman and child , look athe diamond mines of siera leone, you butcher white people in zimbabwae, you rob all white people, you join gangs to kill other gangs of niggers, for years you have moaned that how all the world hates blacks and that you will never see a black president, well u got 1 now but your still moaning, the only reason why you blacks never do well is cus of your own bone idle and backwards ways , not because people are racist, you would still be grunting and living in mud huts if it wernt for the english.
i can’t stand actually racist mother fuckers like ihaveaslavenamedleroy thats just taking it way too far man i’m white and i love the black society and think obama is gonna be a great prsident i mean we can’t talk look at the last ass hole we elected that was white(bush) i’m glad black people are finally getting a chance it’s a nice change of things
@ihaveaslavecalledleroy
You are fucked up in your shit filled head
I swear if I knew where you lived I would shoot your motherfucking ass. I am Nigerian
And hells yeah I’m damn proud
What is it with you sick people
I’m not racist but that’s just taking it too far
You’re disgusting your life is disgusting your mum is disgusting and your children will be sick in the head just like you.
What have you actually accomplished in writing that piece of unnecessary shit?
You’re going to die a long and painful death all alone.
Go jump in a fucking lake nasty bastard
You must have been abandoned at birth
Motherfucker
Why do people have to be racist? Stop the jokes about ALL races. Its 2010. Stop acting like jackasses and grow up. All race jokes are not funny. All you are doing is srewing up the world even more. Just stop it and do something worth while with your life.
Their just jokes moron. Get thicker skin.
shut up[ you fucking pussy…..
What do you call an ocean full of mexicans!!??
a good start hahahahahah!!!
Some of these are pretty funny, some are just as dumb as alot of the black, mexican, jew, etc. jokes I’ve heard.
White joke – what do you call it when a white guy breaks into your house…a haunting.
Black joke – what do you call a black guy who gets ran over…a skid mark
Mexican joke – why isn’t mexico in the olympics…anyone who can run jump or swim came to america
Jew joke – How do you make copper wire…throw a penny between 2 jews
Middle eastern joke – How do afgans clean their floors…they stand on their heads and slide.
And finally, how do you know if you’re a hypocrit? You got mad at any of these jokes…have a happy easter everyone!
stupid whites why are u steady talking about us when forceful to come here-. tell me to go away hell no and u guys say we can’t spell dam y’all be
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lame as f that’s a whit combo 4 reel well I’m out crackers
What do you call a queer Indian???a brave sucker…
What do you call a queer Mexican???a senior eater..
Im a 30 year old white male, raised in a small town, with a population of around 15000 for the whole county. Out of that, around 15 are black, and 60 mexican. And thats individuals. Not percentages. But even though I was raised in a racial setting, with nigger and spic being common language, I have never been racist in all of my years. In fact growing up my true best friend of 25 years was mixed white/black.
However, it is to the point that the black community has EARNED my hatred. I wasnt raised that way. Wasnt ingrained with those beliefs. No, over the years the black community has truly earned my hatred and disgust. Let me explain.
I used to say there was a difference in a Black Person and a Nigger. I even said, and truthfuly so, that there where more white people in the world I disliked than black. So why be biased and racist.
That opinion has changed. Ive learned that 90% of all blacks are full fledged, piece of shit, worthless niggers, all the time. Garbage. Trash. Better dead than alive. 5% are wanna be good citizens. Meaning when they put on a show, try to pretend to be decent humans. Theu aren’t open about being shit. The other 5% have disowned there kind. But put any of that group together, and they convert to niggers no matter the type. Where one or more blacks meet, a gathering of niggers ensues.
My hatred has sprung from your own faults and causes. Ober the years, it has gotten worse and worse. I could go back through 30 years of niggerism, but the last 5 will suffice. Today, you have Black Lives Matter. The black version of the KKK. The only, and I mean only difference in the two is at least the KKKs ignorant asses are openly racist. They dont try to hide it like BLM. And these so called protests are a joke. You don’t see white people rioting when one is shot by a cop. And please stop screaming how much worse it is for niggers. It’s worse because you make it worse.
When you think the shit you do, that BLM does is right, you deserve to be shot. When a fucking col says to stop moving or they will kill you, and you continue movint, you deserve to die. Period. And every one of the niggers killed lately, especially alton sterling, deserved it ten times over. He was a concicted sex offender, child sex offender to top it off, and he had a gun. He was shot with two, two fucking tazers and still resisted. That dumb fucking gorilla deserved shot through his black asd skull. Dumb fuck should have laid down and let them get the gun.
And when one of you gets killed you riot. A protest is one thing. Its a joke. You protest on behalf of a child molesting piece of shit that resisted with a gun. Are you stupid. Yeah. Thats right. You are. And when your nigger protests turn to riots, blocking roads, robbing stores, violence, then you wonder why we think niggers should be killed. Hmmm. Dumbasses.
But every single nigger out there is the same. You all think we owe you something. That we owe you for slavery. For this. For that. You realize that none of you, period, were ever slaves. Your nigger heads are stuck in a field, when youve never seen a fucking field your whole life. Thats like me saying I am owed land in california because my great great great great great grandfather went there and set up home. How fucking stupid are you.
But it’s late and im done talking. The moral of the story is your niggers have brought this on yourself. Your main icons, role models, run around saying nigga in every other sentence and you expect no one else to say it. Yeah. Right. And you claim to want justice and eauality yet niggers in whole are the most racist group alive. Your racism is what brought my hatred on. Over 30 years I went from understanding, to confusion, to anger, to hatred. All because niggers hate whites. Period. So returning the favor.
Mark my words. This BLM and movment you think niggers have going on, will lead to your demise. A race war x a true race war will happen. And it will be because of nigger movments like BLM. And mark ny words again. There aren’t enough of you. When it happens, and theres 25 white men with guns to every single nigger, well, do the math. Wait. Moneyes cant do math. Haha. Just realize that its extinction.