Funny Quotes and Jokes

An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife […]

Question: What does a white girl call the man of her dreams, the lover of her life and the father to her kids? Answer: Daddy Incest Joke Submitted by lmao

What do you call white people getting high? Give up? — smoked pork ah ha ha ha ha! Whitties White People Joke Submitted by funny blackneck

The little boy, sent to the butcher shop, delivered himself of his message in these words: “Ma says to send her another oxtail, please, an’ ma says the last one was very nice, an’ ma says she wants another off the same ox!”

What do you call 20 old niggers outside a barn? Antique farm equipment! Old Niggers Joke Submitted by Dan Macintire

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling son who had clearly been fighting. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly: “Oh, Willie, Willie! […]

The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred: “Who are you?” “I am Enoch, the egg king.” “What is your specialty?” “I eat three dozen hen’s eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.” “Do you […]

Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend… Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As far as I’m concerned I’ve got my girlfriend right here (I’m holding up my right hand and pointing to it with my left) that’s right… when […]

What’s more fun than swinging a baby nigger around on a string? Stopping it with a shovel! Baby Nigger Joke Submitted by anon

what do you do when you see a black person riding a bike ? don’t laugh its probably yours. Black Person Riding a Bike Joke Submitted by trozza & sarah. xoxoxoxoxo