Q: what do you call a black on the moon? A: a problem Q: what do you call two blacks on the moon? A: a problem Q: what do you call all the blacks on the moon? A: a problem solved Black Problem Solved Joke Submitted by anon
Parachute Joke
The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to make a test of the apparatus. Arrived at a height of a thousand feet, he climbed over the edge of the basket, and dropped out. He had fallen two hundred yards when he remarked to himself, in a tone of […]
Black Joke – Why do we put cotton on top of drug bottles?
Why do we put cotton on top of drug bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers. Why do we put cotton on top of drug bottles? Submitted by andre
A Lost Son Joke
The mother called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the attic—all in vain. Finally, she climbed to the trap door in the roof, pushed it open, and cried: “John Henry, are you out there?” An answer came clearly: “No, mother. Have you looked […]
Short Mexican Jokes
Why do you call a short Mexican a paragraph? Because their not tall enough to be an essay. Short Mexican Jokes Submitted by The Mexican
Really Funny Joke
Want to hear something really funny? AMERICA Really Funny Joke Submitted by Funny Shit
Karaoke Tribute to Adam Yauch and the Beastie Boys
Dad and daughter sing their favorite Beastie Boys song, Fight for Your Right, at their 4th of July Block Party. Karaoke Tribute to Adam Yauch and the Beastie Boys Submitted by
Cross-eyed Dance joke
The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: “May I have the pleasure of this dance?” Two wallflowers answered as with one voice: “With pleasure.”
Funny Statistics Jokes
According to recent polls, 51% of the people are in the majority. A new government 10 year survey cost $10,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population. Did you know that 79.789% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the polling method […]
Umbrella Thief Joke
The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer’s. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman […]