Why do people do this to their dogs? I know, because it’s fecking hilarious :-) Funny Dogs Arse Image Submitted by Dave the Wave
British Director flips on set of a Hollywood movie! Hilarious!
British Director flips on set of a Hollywood movie! Hilarious! Submitted by PRLRFULLER
Posish Joke
The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art museum abroad. “And the way she stood, so up and coming, was grand. But,” he added, with a tone of disgust, “those foreigners don’t know how to spell. The name of the statue was Posish’—and it was […]
What is yellow and black inside joke
What is yellow and black inside? a bus full of black people What is yellow and black inside joke Submitted by funny stuff
Does Your Husband Snore Joke
“Tell me, does your husband snore?” “Oh, yes, indeed—so delightfully.” “What?” “Yes, really—he’s so musical you know, his voice is baritone, he only snores operatic bits, mostly Aida.”
The Poet Wordsworth Joke
The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A friend regarded the picture with some surprise, and remarked: “I see you are an admirer of Wordsworth.” “Who’s Wordsworth?” demanded the actor. “Why, that’s his picture,” was the answer, as the friend pointed. “That’s Wordsworth, the poet.” The actor regarded […]
Scotchman anf the Tourist Joke
The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist as to how many the carryall would hold. “Fower generally,” was the answer. “Likely sax, if they’re weel aquaint.”
Ageist Policeman Joke
The woman confessed to her crony: “I’m growing old, and I know it. Nowadays, the policeman never takes me by the arm when he escorts me through the traffic.”
Shark Attack Joke
“Yes, ma’am,” the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg.” “Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?” “Let ‘im ‘ave the leg, o’ course, ma’am. I never argues with sharks.”
Mexican Jokes One Liners
Mexican Jokes One Liners 1 What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto. Mexican Jokes One Liners 2 Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society. Mexican Jokes One Liners 3 What do you call 100 Mexicans working on […]