Funny Quotes and Jokes

Chuck Norris Joke 1 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris Joke 2 Chuck Norris sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. Chuck Norris Joke 3 According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has […]

The YouTube video below is of me (owner of this site). Had an operation on my back 2 1/2 years ago, had two degraded disks fused which required approx 20 surgery staples. The surgery staples where supposed to be removed by a district nurse after around 10 days, but we couldn’t get one to come […]

Couldn’t wait a while, so here’s another What is this Picture :-) Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This one is easier than the last one. Click to see full picture Another cropped image, so you are seeing part of […]

There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. A quality of pathetic and rather grisly humor is to be found in the incident of an English laborer, whose little son died. The vicar on calling to condole with the parents found the father pacing to and fro in the living-room […]

Father: “Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had.” Son: “Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.”

Funny video with almost 50,000,000 views!!! Funny YouTube Video Compilation Submitted by Dave the Wave

The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ring at the door answered by a new maid. The girl looked at him inquiringly: “Um—ah—is Professor Johnson at home?” he asked, naming himself. “No, sir,” the maid replied, “but he is expected any moment now.” The professor turned […]

SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Funny Beer Drinking Joke Submitted by Dave the Wave

Isn’t it funny how trailer trash parents keep naming their kids after the stuff they can’t afford, Lexus, Mercedes, Porsche, an education… Trailer Trash Kids Names Joke Submitted by anon

Every so often I’m going to post an image (one taken by myself or family member so will be unique), but crop/edit it in a way that makes it difficult to see what the image really is. Basically a Blog Comment Game called What is this Picture. So look at the picture below and take […]