Funny Quotes and Jokes

Whats the Difference Joke Q: Whats the difference between kinky and perverted? A: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Whats the Difference Joke Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb. Whats the Difference Joke Q: Whats the […]

What Do You Call Joke Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? A: Tug-of-whore. What Do You Call Joke Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A: The PGA tour. What Do You Call Joke Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from […]

Dirty Joke 1 Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children. Dirty Joke 2 Q: After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” A: She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in […]

How do you make a black man cry…

Grumpy Cat Funny Caption Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Sounds Like a Plan…

Q. How does a nigger commit suicide? A. Sticks his head out the window of a speeding car & lets his lips beat him to death. A nigger joke that is actually funny Submitted by The Nappy Cracker

World’s Funniest Joke performed by Darth Maul, Miss Piggy and Superman Submitted by GaryD

Lets play a little game, finish this sentence. You know you have an addiction when My answer: When changing underwear becomes optional!

Q: Ok 3 black, asian, and mexican guys where in a car, whos driving? A: The SWAT team HaHaHa Racist joke! XD Submitted by LAF ATTACK!! XD

Things that are Misnamed Catgut is gut of sheep. Baffin’s Bay is no bay at all. Arabic figures were invented by the Indians. Turkish baths are not of Turkish origin. Blacklead is a compound of carbon and iron. Slave by derivation should mean noble, illustrious. Turkeys do not come from Turkey, but North America. Titmouse […]