One Liner Joke
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
One Liner Joke
Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?”
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Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
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Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!
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Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
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Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Shoot him in the face!
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!
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Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them
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Q: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
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Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
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Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
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Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
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Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I can’t believe you put the “How do you stop a clown from smiling?” joke with a picture of a happy kid. So his smile is a bit awkward- that’s someone’s kid who did nothing wrong but smile. Please think twice before putting an innocent face on one of your jokes with a horrible, unfair punchline attached to something he can’t control.
I LIKE THE DOG ONE THE MOST CUZ ITS RELATABLE. XD RAWR