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what do you call 3 black people under a wheelbarrow?
the family car.
what do you call 10 niggers on the moon? problem. what do you call 100 niggers on the moon? problem. what do you call all the niggers on the moon? problem solved.
I love NIGGERS!!!! I think we should all have at least one or two!!!
how do you get a nigger out of a tree? cut the rope.
why do black people stink? so blind people can hate them to.
How did we get black people.
A: Cause god took a shit and it came to life.
these r funny but im not racist!! :)
Ok, what does darth vader and a black have in common they both run when they hear the have a child. Want to hear the difference everything cuase he’s white. Lol
Q: What’s faster than a black guy running down the street
A: His Brother With the VCR
a black white hispanic guy go to hell and the devil said “if u can stand on my hand and survive u will be set free”so the white guy stands on his hand he melts instintly so the hispanic guy stands on his hand and it takes awile to melt but he did so the black guy stnds on it and doesnt melt so the devil said “how r u not melting” and the black guy said “chocolate melts in ur mouth”.
Q: What did jesus say when he saw his first black guy?
A: oops, I burnt one.
A white girl running to the plastic surgeon to buy a decent ass, deep tan and kissable lips.
Reporter (to Stevie Wonder) An amazing life Stevie You overcame so many disadvantages – poor handicapped
Stevie – aw shucks Naah those aren’t disadvantages. I coulda been born black too…
Q.what do you call 10000 blacks rolling down a hill?
A. mudslide.
Try jailbreak not mudslide. Lol
What’s long and black?
The line at Kfc
that was mint im stealing your line
Q.Why do black guys have such big dicks? A.cause god felt bad for putting pubes on their heads
Q: Why do blacks wear white gloves?
A: So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
Black people started wearing their pants low.
White people started calling it ‘saggin’.
Spell saggin backwards.
Those tricky white people.
Q. What do you call and 80 year old black man? A. Antique farming gear
what do stevie wonder and ray charles have in common? A. they’re both niggers.
Q. why cant stevie wonder read? A. because he’s a nigger.
Q.whats the difference between snow tires and a black man? A. snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
why dont blacks and mexican hsave children together
they dont want kids to lazy to steal
White trash bitch ass mother fucker
hahaha ur obviously black!! sucks dude..
Q: Why don’t black people celebrate Thanks giving?
A: Because KFC isn’t open on holidays!
why did the huge black man cross the road?
to get to the other ride.
hater, i have something to add to the end of ur joke. nor do they want to pay a dollar (they wouldnt have on anyway) to see their kids working as carnies at the carnival ;) haha
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You should really get your act together and stop thinking that you’re all better than white people. Who was picking cotton in a field? Who was cracked with whips? It sure as hell wasn’t us. You should be grateful that you aren’t still slaves. So, before you try to even think that you’re all better than white people, go back to History class, and learn where your place is. All you black people do is walk around with bitchy ass attitudes, shooting up and kicking people’s ass’s for the littlest reasons. Such as “Oh, this bitch looked at me wrong.”
You say we’re racist, but you all give us reasons to be.
lol im mixed black/white and I say fuck white people, fuck black people. All I care about is my money fuck boy. Mixed’s the best race anyway BITCHES!!!
Haha you said fuck you to your mommy and daddy. I don’t blame you since they both hate their own race.
the u.s needs more people like you. be great if a president thought like that. btw niggers go hang yourself in an oak tree.
I hope you fall in a well and plummet to ur death for saying that.
First of all you suck and you’re dumb. I now hereby give you an award for the most racist white trash person out there. Congrats. So proud. Now while we were actually making cotton and doing some work look at people today who’s the fatter people… White people for the win! And who now has “servants” and eats at McDonalds everyday. Wow whites again. So while black people were actually doing something you should have gotten off your lazy asses and done some shiz. So stop running your mouth how black people are stupid cause when we go this work done we are now the smarter people while you uys are freaking 400 pounds. Goodbye have a nice day. :)
okay listen up you fucking coon, first of all we may eat at mc.donalds but its better then spending out well fair checks at fucking KFC, there are two things in this world that will make me puke thats a hog eating slop and a big black spook. and IDK who cut you down from the tree but you and rosa parks needa climb back up into your tree where you belong…. (fucking niglets)
Fuck all you punk ass pale motherfuckers!!! For you fuckets to have such a good life you sure act like yall act like yall aint got shit!!! Bring your white trailer trash dick eatin, cum dum dumpster whores to the hood,so they can feel what a real dick feels like,not them kid dicks!!!
At least white people aren’t Niggers
ok. first of all ur obviously black. and who the fuck weighs 400 pounds? look around you!!! there are hardly any people like that anymore. And when you were picking cotton in a field and working ur ass off, we whites were making history and establishing our country. Hell we even fought for your freedom. so fuck off! you should be more greatful. if you payed attention in life youd see that 90% of fast food restaurant employees are black!! so once again go blacks… sike!!!
This is the perfect example of a stupid nigger. You just embarrassed your race even more
hahaha yes dude, ur my hero!!exactly what every white person thinks!!
Seriously! This is what society has come to. Classifying people based on the color of their skin and saying that they all act the same way? I’m black and all of my y black friends and I act nothing like the way you described black people. Its wrong. I don’t go around calling all the white ppl I met hicks. And those of you saying burn nigers and go hang in a tree… grow up please. You have no idea how it feels to see coments like that. Knowing that ypur hated for the color of ypur skin by ppl that dont even know you. It sickens me re to.death. An its there’s a complete diff between black ppl and niggers. Wait no. Niggers sgouldnt be used at all. There’s a diff between black ppl and ghetto ppl. And ps.these. jokes are funyy as hell. Keep em commin………