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A.what is the simularitys of a black and a apple
B.they both look nice hangig from a tree
man u craka azz wite peepl relly startin to pizz me off. Yu sonbleeeched mothafukas beeta shut yo little ass lips befoe wii bend yall all ova and fuk yu in yo littl wite asses. mi 11″ nigga cok gon rip yo azzhol open and pull out yo balls thru yo azz wen i’m don. Then afta that ima rip yo eyes out an fuk yo eye sokets, im gonna put mi big blak cok on yo brains. bitch azz crackas. black power!
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
dont you mean 60 pack?
oh good one nigger.
dude. im white and i think these jokes against me are hilarious. the jokes are cool but calm down with the whole taring asshole shit. thats just fucking gay. anyways where did you find those white jokes?
Wow. dont you realize the reason why black people are made fun of so much is because of people like you. I mean you purposely spell things wrong. I am black and i think that you give black people a mad name. Ghetto isn’t cool, nor is being poor and talking like a dumb-ass. I hope your proud of yourself dumb-ass.
shut up and go rob an electronics store
See this is the shit im talking about,though i dont agree with this uppity “nigga” he is not degrading you,you fucking cracker.
and i use the word nigga losely because the word aint shit.it may give you power but when we use it it aint shit and when you say it,it aint shit.
blacks,niggas what ever been knew that you crackers are the real niggers,your actions of a nigga out wayy ours by far.dont make me tell you how…
p.s we gon talk how ever the fuck we want to,and guess what,you crackers and you want to be crackers can ass our natural black asses.
can kiss our natural black asses.lolll
You are so right, we dont only make fun of black people who act like niggers, we call the stupid ass white people who want to be a disgrace and live like niggers the same damn thing it aint the color and when they realize that maybe people wouldnt get so offended there are good black folk in this world too, but yes it does make it harder for them to be excepted by the white people because the majority of the black people do act like animals, and the white trash who do the same thing all fall under the same classification of a nigger. In my opinion nigger isnt a race it is the way someone chooses to live. It isnt hard to speak proper english thats mandatory in grade school, people who talk like that sound uneducated whether white or black (it is so unattractive)Also people who steal from anyone is a looser, someone had to work hard for that (no matter the race) and they just walk up and take it like it is theres i cant stand that shit. Its a sad day when an old woman has to carry a weapon out to check her mail. Im all for the peace!
Hell, I’m black and I’d bet you suck dick, fake ass wanna be black bitch……
fuck you wanna be
what did the penis say to the condom? cover me im going in.
what do you call a NIGGER in a 3 piece suit? the defendant
what does a nigress and a ice hokey player have in common? they both change there pads after 3 periods. a man walked into an antique shop and seen a brass rat. guy asks for price of it, owner said $75 but theres a book that goes with it it $200 more. guy just buys brass rat. he leaves & is driving & notice he is being chased my rats. the was coming from sewer, adandond house, & stores. the puickly cover his car. he got scared drove his car to the river and jumped out. the rats followed & drowned. he went back to shop & owner said you want that book now, guy said fuck the book you got any brass niggers. why was so many blacks killed in the vietnam war? because when the sgt. said get down the all stood up and started dancing.
Learn how to spell and ask Jesus for forgiveness for your hatred! The number of nonracist white people far outnumber those who are racist. Even here in Texas. It is people like you who keep this racism alive. The great Martin Luther King Jr. would be ashamed.
Don’t give me this crap that MLK is some moral guiding light. He was a whore chaser. He got his degree by plagarizing his thesis.
But then, darkies can’t find any one better, so he passes for a hero.
” try to hang this nigger” you aint nothing but a bitch. take your burnt ass back to africa. you no nothing about KKK. you better sleep with 1 eye open because they looking for a new ordament
look at the way you spell you dumb fuck(oops your already confused) and you wonder how all us white people make fun of you,dipshit.
good jokes
what about this one
awhite president: came to uganda and asks why is there no power insome areas.
ugandan president: its becase off power off loading in some areas, he asks is the same in your country.
white president: no it doesnot happen and i dont remeber ever seeeing power off in my country.
so one day the ugandan president moves to the white mans country and the white takes him around the country
ugandan president: i hve seen aplace with no power?
whie president: oohhh yaah ure rightbut thats the uganan embassy.
@suzy888hall;: you really need professional help. to all the African American people who had to read that. realize that that is nothing but an uneducated and extremely ignorant person who was probably home schooled by mommy and daddy who have the same ignorant views. And unfortunately their helpless and probably wonderful children will come out with the same disgusting habits and mouth.
You really need to go back to school because the pencil sharpener your children sharpen their pencils with was invented by the black man. The fridge that you put your food into.. was invented by the black man. That stove you cook your food on..was invented by the BLACK MAN.
think about what your doing and how if you were to paint your skin black..youd be the same ugly person on the inside.
Enjoy Dinner.
wow its a shame what ignorance can do. @nigger hater.. your the disgrace. You come onto this website acting as if you are all prim and proper when in fact you are just as uneducated and ignorant as all the members in the KKK. I actually have pity for you. Your parents are probably the reason why you have such hatred in your heart. They should have let you go out and play more often. smh.
Why did god invent flies? so black ppl would know what they would look like if they were faires!
how many blacks does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard u throw them
how long does it take for a black woman to shit ……9 months
nigger
nigger!
I hate niggers, there useless. they wanna say there african american?? they know nothing about africa, nor america for that matter. the only reason they voted was there was a black man challenging the seat. ask them about politics,they have no clue. there ignorant. I say put them back them on a boat and ship their black asses back to africa if they wanna be africans. all fucking niggers must fucking hang!
the black boy asked his mamma am i half jew or have black? she told him to ask his father, boy said daddy am i have jew or half black. dad said why you wanna know that? boy said there’s a bike down the road for $10 and i wanna know if i should jew em down or steal it.
aint that the truth nig hater
how you keep a NIGGER from drowning? take your foot of his head
fuck niggers kkk reunit we got a mission that needs done all whites assemble. KILL ALL NIGGERS
whats the difference between a dead skunk and a dead NIGGER? theres skid marks in front of the skunk
whats the difference between a a dog and a white guy nothing they both like sniffing other things ass thts y they have so much shit 2 talk fuk u white boys
Something interesting…
I went to the White Racist Jokes page and the comments were mostly lighthearted and joking. I get here, where Black people are being “offended” and all hell is breaking loose. If you don’t want to read they jokes, don’t go to the page! Some people are just looking for a fight… it’s sad.
kkk message fuk u i kill u all bitches
Wow. KKK is crap. To all you white people, ‘YOU NEED TO STOP!’…..I’m white and i thought that the white jokes were funny. To black people, ‘STOP LISTENING TO WHITES!!!!’ you shouldn’t be listening to them, you should walk away. Don’t say anything, don’t talk back to them. If you do, these retards (the haters only) will want a fight. KKK is against GOD.
KKK is against God????
Man u people are to serious. The matter of who is white and who is black means nothing since u Christians think god created us all. So white people take a breathe god didnt make any mistakes unless we talking bout the KKK
Btw any of u went to school? U know why we white yellow or black is because of our pigment. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes.
PS. while ur at that search up jokes i believe it has something to do with nonchlant, not serious, and lighthearted
Why do niggers have a big white grill for front teeth? So we can see em in our headlights. Then we can steer right at them. Biaaaatch!!!!
Its true what they say, once you go black you never go back. Exactly!!! You never go back…black!!!
I think white bitches fucking niggers should be hung!!
Whats with nigger’s and the name mohammed? The only land they’re promised is an 8 by 10 cell which is remains state property.