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There was a black guy in my family tree….actually he’s still hanging there
wow…
why are you guys so mean to black people??? they haven’t done anything wrong:(… i love how you say that like they dont work or they dont have lives… well look at this: our president is black:) and ah who are the dumb ass people making racist jokes here??? stupid white people who HAVE NO LIFE. so how about you jus shut up and worry about your life and not theirs:) they have not done anything wrong … and i know yall say that they steal and kill people and stuff buttah whites are just as guilty. blacks deserve the same amount of respect that we get. and it should always be that way…
my bestfriend is black and i love her more than anything i always got her back.. especially because the fact that she gets hurt by the racist things people say about here:( why do all yall make racist jokes ?? cause yall think its funny when you say it right?? well that laugh sticks wit choo for about what 10 minutes?? well the racist remark that causes the laughs stick with the person(people) it was concerning for the rest of their life. so stop being idiots and get a life…
They’re JOKES! Certain people have a certain sense of humor, and maybe these jokes don’t fit your humor. Lighten up and quit preaching to people.
Taylor Johnson, Blacks don’t do anything except stand in food stamp lines and welfare lines unemployment lines and any line for free stuff that my hard earned tax dollars are paying for.
And you all need to take spelling lessons and grammer lessons. I don’t speak nigger. So I have no idea what most of you are talking about!
Q what did god say when a black baby was born. A oops I burnt one. Q why don’t black kids like playing in sandboxes. A cuz cats will try to cover them up. Q what’s yellow black and really funny. A a bus full of niggers driving off a cliff. Q why don’t niggers celebrate thanksgiving. A kfc isn’t open on holidays
why does beyonce say to the left to the left?!
niggas don’t have rights
how do u drown a nigger?!
pop their lips
how do u keep a nigger from drowning?
who cares!!!
a black guy dies and goes to heaven and he says im an angel, god?! god replies nigga u a bat?!
Q What can a bench do that a nigger can’t. A support a family
fucking pussys get a fucing life instead of fucking arguing you silly little white pieces of shit.
fucing?
A little nigger died and went to heaven where he witnessed God turning little kids into angels. To a little white kid God said, “you’re an angel”…to an Asian kid God said, “you’re an angel”…to a Scandinavian kid God said, “you’re an angel”…Upon seeing this the little black kid got really excited and when his turn came he asked God “am I gonna be an angel?!?” God turned to him and said, “Nigga please…you a bat”!
lol i’m black and even i hate black people cause they too violent.
LYNYRD SKYNRD FTW
leo i dont think your black either but if you are your a stupid mother fucker.you must dont watch the news do you because after you see a black person being violent here comes the angry white guy doing the same thing or worse you ass hole.
Hey sixth person on the list fuck you, you don’t even know how to phase your sentence I mean”to bad you can’t type, nigger got to school” that deosn’t make shit for sence so you get school dumb bitch
again you white people need to take your own advice please.
FUCK THOSE NIGGERS THOSE PIECE OF SHIOT
fuck u asshole!!! how the fuck would u like it if someone covered u in brown paint and told u that because u were now “black” that u were different than everyone else and you weren’t good enough and no one liked u know!! fuck u! ur probably a dumb old ass redneck who has no fucking life!!! grow the fuck up u fucking dick!! and I’m white!! I’m 13 and I’m smarter than u and I was raised WAY better than u obviously. because u don’t know what the fuck ur talking about!!!!!! I was taught that no race is more superior than another race or religion, the right way to be raised!! go
fucking die in a whole and burn in hell next to
ur best friend satin!!!
Sure, the right way to be raised is to respect all races and religions, but did your parents not teach you about such vile language? Wow. How about, did they not teach you about keeping your temper? You get a lot farther in making your point when you speak intelligently and not in hatred, the very thing you are speaking against here.
fuck u 13 year old cock sucker. these are funny jokes and if you take em seriously then u are an idiot.
FUCKIN NIGGERS GO HANG YO SELF
you just tried to whore someone and spelled something wrong its doesn’t not “deosn’t” stupid much ?
Aquado,
You need spell too. You have quite a few misspelled words also. Dumb ass.
Aquado,
You need spell check too. You have quite a few misspelled words also. Dumb ass.
yo black people leaving comments talking shit shut your fucking mouth dont like it dont read it your dumbass looked up black jokes why? so you can be offended? thought it would be nice black jokes? your ignorant have a sense of humor these jokes are not only funny as hell but there true would you like to know what makes them true and funny? your dumbass yes thats right its people like you that make not only white people but everybody hate you get a job make a tangible contribution to your society instead of sitting on you lazy asses collecting welfare so you can just go out and get drugs flame this comment all you would like i will not comeback here to read what you have to say and honestly dont care what you have to say because your worthless and will not amount to anything in your life…. good day your filth
so i read the comments b4 i posted my last comment and i have one more thing to say all you NIGGERS who talk shit and say “say it to a black guys face” well you coon fuck i have and guess what i found out all you NIGGERS are are pussys that talk shit FUCK YOU NIGGERS you aint going to do shit unless you have your NIGGER friends behind you but thats ok theres plenty of rope to go around you faggots your just upset because you wish you were white and you know its true keep talking shit maby you will say something smart FUCK NIGGERS ooooo obamas black .. no hes half white and the only reason he is president is because all you lazy fucking NIGGERS decided to put down your koolaid and kfc and vote and that only worked because you fuck like rats and have 40000 NIGGLETS in a god dam year so you can keep taking money from the government DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND HANG YOURSELF AND SAVE THE WHITE PEOPLE THE TROUBLE YOU DIRTY COONS every black insult in these comments is sad because you all just repeat the same thing i fucke your mom i fucked your girl shut the fuck up you bitches you didnt fuck anybody except your self you pathetic piece of shit stop trying to act hard because your a NIGGER nobody likes you and you dont even know your father and your mothers a crack whore WHITE POWER!!
i dont wana be white
i think u might have gone a little too far
but the u dont know ur own dad part is funny
cuz i only know a couple black ppl that live w/ their dads
Why are you so angry? And no I’m not black. I’m White but I don’t agree with your total lack of respect for peoples feelings. I thought these jokes would be funny but your coments are sick, sad and pathetic! My boyfriends in the police and he deals with black people all the time but he equally deals with scummy White people! You need to get use to the fact that we live in a multiple cultral society now and there’s good and bad in everyone. You just sound hateful! Let’s just hope if you need life saving surgery the doctor isn’t black ehy!
Wow, that’s harsh. They’re just jokes and if black people want to say something about them, they have that right. You don’t have the right to go and insult them when you don’t even know them. Not every black person is connected to the stereotypes so calm down. People like you make this page not fun and annoying for others. Why don’t you stop hating and hang yourself because what you said is just wrong and immature. You’re probably a grown adult and have nothing better to do than sit at your computer and make people feel bad about themselves when you are actually dead inside. Make friends.
What do you call a nigger with no muscles?
waste of time
Yeh carry on dissing Niggaz man i dnt fink you white people know what a nigga is man!! When its you white people fuckin black ppl cus u wnt MIXRACED CHILDREN!! Then when that black person gets up and leaves and finds a nice black woman .. you white cunts wana try and tek us black ppl to court and shit. its not the black mans fault if the white gyals wanted big man cock. So all of y’all need to sort all of ur race out and come correct wid dissing niggaz cus its u down low white ppl who love to abuse your own children and shit and drink urself to sleep.
NIGGER I WILL FUCK YOUR DAY UP II OWNED YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND I CAN OWN YOU U STUPID WASTE OF TIME PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY AND THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE IS IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF CAUSE THATS BETTER THAN FOOD STAMPS YOU CHEEP GOVERNMENT WASTING PIECE OF SHITS
youre a fucking stupid racist bitch…what the fuck do you live in a damn box…must balck and white ppl get along great this days. AND YOU MUST BE STUPID TO black ppl dont make up even close to half of the u.s.a population…so im pretty sure they aint they reason obama is president(HE’s not even half black)! IDK what your problem is with them. all your doing is making up a bunch of b.s…white ppl and black ppl do the same damn thing. everything you said there a white person doing the exact damn thing! so quit been a racist bitch. and get a life. dont be worried about what black ppl need to do or are doing..worry about your own self just because you anit doing the same thing…doesnt make it wrong!
Its disgusting that sum1s race and ethnic orgin should be used against them, people cant help what colour they are born, im a white woman and have been dating a black guy for 2 years, true say white men often give us dirty looks but never have the balls to say anythin to my mans face, its funny how all you racist bastards can write up all dis shit but when it comes to face to face action no1 would have da balls to say shit lol
You NASTY NIGGER FUCKER. I HOPE YOU CATCH AIDS. FUCKIN NIGGER LOVER. FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY STINK AND ARE UGLY
Exuse oo hell naw listen u stupid honkey I’m white an if u dare talk about black people I will go all L.A. On u btw I’m marrying a black guy so back off
im apart of kkk andd if u wanna join call:832 563 0415
Stand Up for your race !! FUCK THESE NIGGERS
whats one thing you don’t wanna call a black person that begins with a “N” and ends in a “R”
A: neighbour
HA i like the Jetsons joke ;D
Q: God gave a black man wings, black guy says to god: Am i an angel now?
A: God replies: Hell no nigga u a bat.
I got nigger in my family tree too, he’s still hanging there!
i got a white guy 2 on my tree, hes the star on the christmas tree
Why does everyone have a problem with niggers ? I think everyone should own a couple of em
These are some of the funniest jokes I’ve ever read! Btw if these jokes offend any1… Maybe u don’t need to be on this site. Why stick in your hand in a fire when you know ur just going 2 get burned! Think about it :-)
dont get us wrong,we can appreciate a good black joke,but there arent any on this website.there all racist jokes,so when we seen a commet box we’re expressing our feelings about it.duuuuuu.
but some are funny like the jetson and the family tree
you shut the fuck up,they hate you too stupid
what do you call 1 million black guys sky diving???
Night!
Did you know that 98%of black men have had anal sex. The other 2% haven’t gone to prison
Y are black people good at basketball?
Because they can shoot run and steel.
What did the black kid across the street got for his birthday?
Your bike.
What do u call a pool full of black kids?
Coco puffs
things niggers dont use=Shampoo, working boots, english language, laws, condoms-too much NIGGERS
niggers scare me
All these jokes r funny. But then u have a nigger come in here and mess up all the funny jokes b/c were jokeing on them about how black they r. No one should feel bad for these nuggets they can even typ right look at these other comments