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Here’s a funny black joke
What starts with N and ends with R and u never wanna call a black person?
Neighbor!
The Black Dude
Q: why do black people put mustard on their tootsie rolls?
A:So they dont bite their fingers
why do all black people have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one who had a dream
how can you tell if a nigger is liein?
his lips are moving!
i dont get it stupid
i dont care how much you hate black people, that is THE WORST thing you could ever say! dumbbutt! you need to get a life instead of saying rude things like that. yeah, ive laughed at racist jokes. but they werent as rude, immature and ignorant! GET A LIFE YOU DOUCHEBAG!
shut up
what the fuck u wack ass white ass mofos how about u go to white jokes on google laugh it up white asses
because white jokes are not funny NIGGER jokes are funny
LIKE I SAID BEFORE….THERE ISNT ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT BEING WHITE AS A BAD THING…LOL WE ARE WHITE AND SUPERIOR …WHITE JOKES ARE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE WHAT WE ARE ….ALWAYS BETTER. WHITE PRIDE AND BLESSED BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO BE A WHITE WOMEN…=]
I DID LOOK AT THE WHITE JOKES….SO FRICKEN LAME….ARENT BLACKS AND JEWS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY?…WELL ALL THOSE JOKES WERE WAY SUCKY
What do you call a gang of niggers waiting for the bus?
A-pack-a-lips-now
your mom so dumb she went to the shoe store and ask for a pound of cheese!!
your mom so fat she wanted to make a myspace bout there wasn’t no more space left!!!
why do black’s where FLAT BILL HATS
… so the birds want shit on there LIPS
Ok I’m not a racist but this is one of my fvorite black jokes.
Have you ever heard of ku kulx keinevel…..
He tried to jump over 50 niggers with a steam roller
What does the black kid get for Christmas?
Your Bike
no we get yo chop sticks
Q:what do u call a 200 black men running down a mountain
A:mudslide
do u no i have a black person in my family tree!?!?!?!
….. hes still hanging there
and do u know i have a white person in my family tree he still gettin hia ass whipped u deer hunting red necked ass cracker
AGAIN…CANT INSULT A WHITE MAN FOR BEING WHITE….SO FUCKIN STUPID….ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH BEING WHITE = NO INSULT DIDNT YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM HISTORY
?
listen here bitch ass nigger u and all ur little porchmonkey ass freinds need to go bock to africa. atleast there the transportation is better for ya… just look at all those trees! u black ass nigger. hey why are asprins white?… because they work!!!
Fucking go on that tree yourself and hag your bitch ass
Whats Long,Black,and stinky?
Welfare Application Line.
What do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them and spank them.
niggers are dirty why would you want to tuch there ass you fucking pig all niggers must hang ………………ps.. how do youfuck a fat nigger …flip through the rolls untill you smell shit and back up one
I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them.
Q: What do you call a black guy?
A: a nigger, obviously
what do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
what yo mama gne get? and ass whipping obviously
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
this joke iz old n dumbbb azz hellllllll
what is the problem of a cadilac with 5 black people driving off a cliff?
….the car holds 6
listen here u honkey u betta shut yo face
what do you call 1000000000 black men at the bottom of the ocean…… a good start
Why do black people call white people honkies? Because that’s the last sound they hear before they run them over.
Why do niggers walk so weird?
Because they spent the first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.
hahahhahaha funny shiiiiiiiittttt
i watched avatar 3d on shrooms it was kick ass
you’re fucking retarded….get back to my farm and pick my cotton…and dont worry i’ll get the cotton out of the aspirin bottle for ya biatch
Why do U never see black people on cruise ships?
Cus they’ll never fall for that one again haha
P.s.
Racism isn’t necessary in this day and age, maybe 370 years ago but not now :)
What do u call a white guys dick?
Small, obviously
What do u do at night if ur tv is floating?
Turn the light on and blast the blud clart nigga!
Why does beyonce sing “to the left,to the left”?
Becus black people have no rights haha
What do u call a bunch of black people burried up to thier necks?
Afro-Turf xD
White hillbilly dad: Whatcha doin boy?
White hillbilly son: Trying to kill my pidgeon
White hillbilly dad: how?
White hillbilly son: by throwing it out of the window
White hillbilly dad: Stupid boy pidgeons can fly,
White hillbilly son: Oh yeah ur right, i’ll go and try to drown my fish again
White hillbilly dad: Thats my boy!
Some of these aren’t mine but my bro insited i included them ( hill billy joke is sh!t)
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P.S.S.
What do u call it wen a white woman has sex with a black man?
Rape
What do u call a black guy Married to a white girl?
the 21st century ( racism isn’t cool unless its funny)
Peace!!!
eyy dood thatz nottt right my momz white n my dadz black so stfu!!!!
So many racist guys out there and wen one guy who isn’t racist makes jokes he gets dislikes Lmao, I’m very proud to be white but there are some dum red neck honkies out there who still think a black guy if a farm tool, let it go we have a black president now(i’m suprised he hasn’t been shot)
also did u know that the majority of the kkk voted for obama over hilary clinton because they don’t want a female president
UUUUMMM YOUR DUMB AS HELL IM A CHICK SO ….DOESNT MATTER IVE KICKED A DUDES ASS BEFORE …LOL IT WAS A JOKE AND I WOULDNT DEPEND ON A NIGGER TO DO MY WORK FOR ME….IM WHITE AND IF I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF ….ITS NOT A PROBLEM….AND I DONT THINK A WOMAN NEEDS TO RUN THIS COUNTRY…..AND I NEVER SAID I LOOK UP TO THE KKK……SILLY FOOL….I HAVE TO GO GET SOME SLEEP….YOU NIGGERS KEEP ON BEING NIGGERS !!! WHITE POWER
TV Joke….
what do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?
“Drop it nigger”
what do you say when you see your fridge floating in the middle of the night?
NOTHING that’s a big nigger
Q: Why did Crime Stoppers pay a black lady $200?
A: She got an abortion
Q: Why are black peoples noses so wide?
A: because thats where god put his foot when he was ripping off there tails
Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning?
A: take your foot off the back of his head
these jokes are oldd
I DON’t HATE SHYT BUT YALL SICK..THT SHIT IS NOT FUNNY THTS Y ALL YALL crazy people gone ROTT IN HELL.. BLUE EYE’D DEVILZ