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does it really matter if your black or white cuz we all HUMAN, besides the only perfect color is brown- mexican
Fuck spick’s.
There is something serious wrong with you Kala, must be too much inbreeding.
damn straight shes a inbreader. “
i almost forgot to mention, i hate hearing u crackers call black ppl shit skin, here is the truth you white ppl are shit skin too you guys are BIRD shit skin SO WHAT NOW
That was stupid. Nigger’s are just jealous that not only do they look like shit they smell like it too.
I guess all white people who flock to beaches and lay in the sun must want to be like shit too, they call it tanning. I guess you won’t be getting a tan any more Eh! you stupid Nigger. i.e ignorant person.
but your white women love the smell of shit because they are all over us
You racist are the most ignorant people on this Earth. You say blacks are stupid. You can’t be stupid and be able to hold a position in the government. You say blacks should go back to Africa. Don’t blame them, blame our stupid ass ancestors that enslaved them in the first place. You say black people are shit skins. What a horrible stereotype. People have different skin colors. There are some Black people that actually do have white skin, and vice versa. The stereotypes about Blacks really are clique and need to be stopped. Everybody in the world is equal. Just because they have different skin colors doesn’t mean that they are the scum of the Earth, because if that was true, all of the world’s population would be scum because nobody in the world has the exact same pigmentation in their skin. So basically when you segregate “colored” people, you should segregate yourselves also, because WHITE is a color.
I’d rather have bird shit skin rather than dog shit skin and elephant shit skin. You fucking name the animal, its most likely gonna have brown shit. And you ever heard of a fucking tan dumbass?
now back to you niggerhater,you all love to call us dumb.but you have to understand this is not our native tougue.our speech is different from yours.were not going to talk in this language as well as you.but i can tell you you know we’re not dumb.if your so smart than you should know the first brian surgeon was a black man.you could not be dumb and do that.and for all you racist bastards this is what nigga means to us never ignorant getting goals accomplished.
Not once have I called any black guy dumb, where’s your fucking logic at
heres my fuckin logic niggerhater.yall the only ones in the world with them colored eyes that color hair no skin pigmention,paleface man where the hell did yall come from some lab or something lol.
I could easily say the same thing about you, you guys most likely came from a lab because you guys are the ones with only one hair color, one hair style, same eye color. Almost everything. You guys look like fucking clones.
That’s exactly why I said everybody has different skin colors, dipshit
FUCK WHITES FUCK BLACKS FUCK MEXICANTS FUCK FUCK ALL RACES YEA FUCK YOU NIGGERS WHITE CRACKER WONDER BREADS FUCK YOU ALL GTFOUT AND GET A LIFE GROW UP!!!!
I already made one post here, and I tried using my words to explain what my thoughts were, but obviously none of yall have ever picked up a dictionary. Allow me to put this as simply and bluntly as possible, all of you ignorant fucks need to grow the fuck up and wake up to the 21st century. Is it really so difficult as to just let stupid petty grudges that you don’t even deserve to hold go? Seriously!! I can’t come to words to describe my disgust in the human debris floating throughout the country. To the blacks; you weren’t a slave, shut the fuck up and get over it. To the whites; you aren’t originally from this country either, you go back enough your ass came from Europe dipshits. To the mexican/latinos; … Hi. I tried once using english, now I’m gonna stoop to your level and tell you in a way that doesn’t need you to google all of my words. “Grow the fuck up. Find something else to do with your time than cracking shots at each other.”
i think your all niggers crackers and wetbacks
hell naw not saying i dont like whites but yall acting like some fuckin immature middle schoOl bitches like what the hell god made everyone the fucking same and we not even full black we indian white mexican chinese so @NIGGERSSUCK yoU can shut the hell up and stick it up yours cause we do have birth cetificates and we do make money even if it is of selling weed crack ect we still gettin paid!! i bet if you said any of that stuff to a black person or in the hood your ass would be dead and we are smart you ass whipe so shut the fuck up! p.s GOD IS GOOD
you uqly whore
I HATE THESE DAMN NIGGER get a real job and stop sellin weed
if you whit bitches stop suckin dick! fuck you bitch!
yo! papi chula chill
eat this niggers pussy
to dumb nigger, its supply and demand when you crackers stop smoking weed thats when we will stop selling it you weak cracker bitch.
Q: How do you castrate a honky? A: Kick his cousin in the chin. Q: What’s the worst part about a Cadillac with four nigs in it, going over a cliff? A: We all know a Caddy can seat at least five. Q: Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans in Star Trek? A: because they don’t work in the future either. Q: What’s the first thing you hear out of a honky bitches mouth? A: Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes. Q: Why do Mexicans like to buy cabbage patch dolls? A: Because they come with birth certificates. And plenty more because I despise you equally.
guess what
Q:Whats the difference between a pizza and a black person.
A: A pizza can feed a family of four
FUCK U STUPID ASS NIGGERS
Q: What’s faster then a black person running down the road with your T.V.
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lick dick pussy niggers :)
u dirty ass fuckers! :)
Hey you f*ckin idiot its the guy in front of him with the vcr learn the joke dumbass you hate black people cuz you wanna be one
actually i would hte myself if i was black, blacks are all fucking dark ass monkeys, so shut the fuck up you dick licking bitch
niggers can go fall in a holle and die
were you born on a highway?
oh why?
nothing really, its just…thats where most accidents happen. honky donky, doo doo for breakfast eating fagbag, you scared to get in the water becuase your afraid you might get soggy pussy ass crack baby…guess what we may be niggas..but we make money off your mom bitch…she buys crack off of us!,
so at least she stayed at home with it and kept the house clean while higher than a kite
hey honkeydo you would hate yourself if you were black, you mean you would hate having a 12in hard dick (i dont think so)
why would i want to bE A PIECE OF SHIT pips is in the house
fuck all u stupid ass niggers
What do you call a black man at the podium?
the president!!!! lol
yall racist lil fucks are funny to me, cuz while you guys are hating, your white girls out here on our nutsacks!!! i bet you hate it that white girls like black dick huh??!! lol. Unless you dont know, soon the white community will die out and whe world will be a MIXED world cuz whites keep screwin diffrent ethnic groups. lol. ooooo i love that thought…. dont you??? lol. Kobe Bryant, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds, Obama, William sisters, halle berry… i know yall just lovin it huh. lol. try and hangs me alls you’s wants (slave voice)but thats why we got gangs! lol
Q: How are apples and black people alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
Honkey doo. How bout u go to hell u racist fuck. And this is a personal fuck u. U dumb bitch. Get a real job and stop making racist comments. Get a life bitch. And for the people who dont like blacks. U can go right to hell as well.
Honkey doo. How bout u go to hell u racist fuck. And this is a personal fuck u. U dumb bitch. Get a real job and stop making racist comments. Get a life bitch. And for the people who dont like blacks. U can go right to hell as well. U idiot
what do white people and a bitch as victim have in common?
the both look good getting their ass kicked by the niggaz they fuck with.
fuck u you fuck dirty ass white craker ass bitch
you said ass two times you stupid fuck.
he said ass twice to get it through your fucking soggy ass head, you white peice of shit…bithc ass fuck.
fck yuh white trash!! yall jus mad cuz we have better lives than yuh!!! TRASH!!!
fuck you you complete black prick we wouldn’t make fun of you if blacks did not fucking make fun of white anyway whites live in a better world WITH MONEY, HOMES AND RICH, WITH YOU ITS JUST FUCKING A SHELTER, SOUP AND WAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MOTHER FUCKERS :D
Q:What doyou call a black person with a pegleg?
A: Shit on a stick :)
u fuckin white ass dirty cock chokin hoe u fuckin dick down yo throat lookin racist ass fuckin bitch!#% FUCK U DIS CUMIN FROM DAT SHIT HOE
what do you call your mom in my bed?
my bitch!
hey im black and gay and my bf is white yea we fucked each other but can we get along black and gay proud
your a fucking faggot
hey honky doo you said you would hate yourself if you were black, you mean you would hate having a 12in hard dick (i dont think so)
I’m not going to lie. I have a major problem with mexicans. They basically left a shit hole of a country to come here and duplicate the same atmosphere. I work in agriculture and I’ve been in dozens of these peoples houses. My experience, I warn any house owner looking to rent out their property to think twice when it comes to hispanics. What’s really sick is when I use the company restroom the trash can is full of used shit paper because they won’t flush it. Jesus that’s sick.
The kid sitting next to me in school RIGHT now is some weird mexican thingy…..he is cool as shit and HOPEFULLY(HINT HINT) we will get drunk soon.(HINT)
how many jokes are there of mexicans or black people, white people laugh at those jokes but when we make jokes about them they get all offended! but we cant get offended because “it’s just a joke” i am not racist, i dont like jokes about white people, black people, or mexicans, but i think white people are very racist! and dont get me wrong my best friend is white and she is one of the few that is not racist. but we should all treat eachother the same way! :/
DID YOU fuck her? I agree joke are jokes. and all white ppl are racist,likewise all women are lesbian.
They are just jokes I mean there a lot for mexicans and blacks people but not so many for them whites and y’all shouldn’t get offered so easy cause we don’t and I speak as a proud mexican and BTW why are this offended white people looking this up
dam every1 quit the crying. its all about being mexican. white black what ever u r just shut up. if ur white and racist fuck u.
@daniel tompson.
Bitch fuck you pussy ass bitch! I’m black and mexican bitch I want yo punk ass to step to me! Your fuckin ignorant! My daughter is mixed with white! Your fuckin dumb pussy shut your mouth before I shut it for you BITCH!
fukin ugly ass niggerz u can all suk satans dik! whites shall roole over the niggers 1 day i wil make a change!
WIY DONT YOU COME YOU FUCKING ASS DONE IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH SOMWON GO WITH ME FUCKING WEAK ASS HO I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU SO WIY DONT YOU JUST JUMP A FENCE BENER ASS NIGER
So it’s wrong to write racist jokes about mexicans, blacks, jews, etc….but it’s ok to write racist jokes about white people? This is one sick sight!!
HEY WE MEXICANS STANP FOR ANY RACE EXEPT WHITES WE KICKED YALL CRACKERS ASS IN ALAMO AND IN SO MANY WARS YALL ONLY WON 2 AGAINST MEXICO WERE BETTER STRONGER FASTER AND BIGGER DICKS
Actually, no you didn’t.
fuck you u bitch i fucked your ladie – sister last night
really the only reason your probably legal is because your momma and popz jumped the border so why the fuck are you bitching you got a free ride! and for all you black mother fucker really you shouldn’t hate on the white ppl so much, the damn Spaniards brought your damn ppl here! what the hell are you bitching at least you had a place to fucking live instead of a damn jungle…but if you really paid any attention in school instead of selling drugs or dropping out in first grade you might be a lil more intelligent. and you know they are contemplating that you guys are dencendents from gorillas…so really now what the fuck is up adam and eve was white bitches
well i guess i got to give these honkeys another history lesson.
first the spainards didnt bring us here your white ass did,you should however be thanking the spainards because you got enslaving other races from them though.
all you motherfuckers scambled for africa,stop blaming us for that shit because they didnt have phones for us to call you motherfuckers over there to come and get us,none of you motherfuckers.
truth is blacks are not that evil to do half the shit you whites and spainards have done in history so fuck you white racist pieces of shits
Hey man I dropped out in 2nd grade. xD
what ive noticed so far is that niggers or should i say niggas so that that blacks can understand me and the beaners or amigos cant spell for shit both of yall are dumb spic motherfuckers. whats the differnce between a bench and a wetback. a bench can support a family of 4.!!! whats 3 things niggers cant get , a fat lip a black eye and job .!!!
You know im black and from a lot of the comments im seeing aren’t from black people there from ignorant niggers. You know what that means ignorance an im seeing it on both sides im seeing black niggers and white niggers stereotype has anyone ever heard of it?? Not every black person is what you describe and not every white person is what you describe. And the stuff about go back to your country have you looked back at history?? You are from england we’re from africa Mexicans are from Mexico. Who cares that’s what Americas all about
everybody should go back to thier native country it would be alot easier. people could dicriminate and not cauz alot of shit
i dont get y people wanna try 2 say every1 shud go bac 2 where we came from im mixed where do i go? and white people say this the most ok then go bac 2 europe u 4get it was indians here 1st and its not our fault tht yall were 2 LAZY 2 do ur own work and figured lets kidnap people who dnt kno wats goin on and FORCE them in2 slavery racist white people r a damn shame
Historically…african tribes sold captured africans of enemy tribes to the whites…it’s a misconception that the whites just strutted in, grabbed a random african, and dragged ’em away.
i like the everyone go back where you came from. that includes bitches who are mooching off someone’s property since they invaded centuries ago. take your ass home! there are no natives to north america (u heard me), so we can meet up for summer vacation. hahahahaha
#TeamMEXICANS : )
Jajajajaja! you crazy fucker. lol
laugh at these dumb whites and blacks, estoy contigo pendejo! lol
am i the only mexican here ughh
white ppl need to stop tripping ur ppl makes some horrible jokes bout us so what comes around comes around
white ppl r badass and do some of the most sick things i ever seen n r mostly rich
black ppl r funny as hell at class i laugh like crazy when they say sumthing stu n get money faster than me
i earn money fast like i can make 500 a day
i love all races n colors white,black,yellow,brown in fact ive dated black girls white girls asians girls mexican girls and they love to get nasty in bed
ORALE GUEY!! jajajaja
Okay all this is pushing it a little too far. Every one has a bad side they don’t like. The point of racist jokes were to bring out that bad side and laugh at it. This helps you see your faults and maybe help you fix them. I’m white. I’m not KKK nor am I a Black special rights activists, or anything else. Heck I sometimes find some white jokes funny. The point is that everyone needs to just turn the other cheek.
So peace out, no hatin, and please before you rate this actually think. I mean everyone… white, black, mexican, and anything else.
Look lets be real bout the shit crackers are like little retards they cant think for themselves, they never have, everyrthing they have done its been either stolen or stolen yea thats right I said it, hell look at that none sanging bitch elvis, not one orignal song of his own. Now the mexicans are getting smart and hip to your game who will u use and leach off next? HOW U LIKE DEM APPLES. (BIG FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE)
LMWAO. When the white men reached Africa, niggers were so primitive they had developed no written language and had not even invented the wheel. Almost all the things we use today were invented by whites.
dude if it wasn’t for a black man y’all fucking peckerwoods would still be shittin’ in a hole so stfu.
So if us crackers cannot think for our self’s how come we thought hold on let’s use this dopey black cunt over there as a slave because he clearly cannot work out his arse from his,elbow the poor black retard :)
Why did white people get slaves in the first place? because they werent good enough to so it themselves haha
Fuck you beaner, you child molesting retards.
nigga eat a bag of baby dicks,
u mad ignet as fuck,kant take no joke bitch ass fagget ass punk ass bitch ass nigga. u gayer than a sack of cocks.
dear alex
eat a bag of fuckin baby dicks
u a BITCH ASS FAGGET ASS PUNK ASS IGNET SCARY ASS BITCH ASS NIGGA.
U GAYER THEN A BAG OF COCKS
If you are going to spell something then spell it correctly please allow me to be your spell check ignant isn’t a word but ignorant is fagget isn’t a word but faggot is if you going to offend people please take the time out to know you enemy as you see im not racist cause the U.S Army taught me to see the world without color that all we see beside is a brother or sister in arms and that they are human beings just like anything else and yes understand that some ethnicities are prone to some diseases like sickle cell african americans being impulsive assholes caucasion people and all kinds of other shit
Ok this white guy walks in a mexican superstore and is looking for beans but tells an employ you dont have frijoles the mexican employ gets mad and tells him in the back of the store top shelf little did the white guy know it waz crackers he gets mad and calls the same employ and tells him those are crackers the employ replys i know you are