Mexican Jokes

You know you are a Mexican when all your white friends think your cousins are in drug cartels in Mexico.

You know you are a Mexican when at your service job everyone talks to you as if you don’t speak english

You know you are a Mexican when Everyone sings “Felíz Cumpleaños” instead of the Happy Birthday song on your birthday.

You know you are a Mexican when Gringos ask you how you roll your R’s.

You know you are a Mexican when Instead of saving for your daughters wedding you save money for her quinceñiera.

You know you are a Mexican when The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You know you are a Mexican when There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.

You know you are a Mexican when When a song in Spanish is on the radio, and your friends ask you what they are saying.

You know you are a Mexican when you are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it.

You know you are a Mexican when you are too short to go on rides in Disney land.

You know you are a Mexican when you can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food.

You know you are a Mexican when you don’t want Mitt Romney to win because all your cousins will get deported.

You know you are a Mexican when you fart more than you breath.

You know you are a Mexican when you have a salsa stain on your shirt from a while ago that won’t come off.

You know you are a Mexican when you have at least thirty cousins.

You know you are a Mexican when you have beans and rice with every meal.

You know you are a Mexican when you have crooked teeth.

You know you are a Mexican when you have tons of cousins to beat the hell out of somebody when you need them too.

You know you are a Mexican when you hold tequila in one hand, a cross in the other, praying to La Virgen De Guadalupe.

You know you are a Mexican when you run and hide when you see the border patrol.

You know you are a Mexican when you see a fence and want to hop over it.

You know you are a Mexican when you share the same social security number with all your amigos.

You know you are a Mexican when you smell like BO all the time.

You know you are a Mexican when you watch Border Wars just to re-live those days again.

You know you are a Mexican when your biggest problem is deciding between tacos or burritos.

You know you are a Mexican when your house smells like burning tortillas.

You know you are a Mexican when your mouth gets all watery when you smell something spicy.

You know you are a Mexican when your mowing your own grass, then a car stops to ask you how much you charge.

You know you are a Mexican when your parents think your lazy because you take Spanish in high school.

You know you are a Mexican when your parents will beat you with anything they can find. Brooms, shoes, wires, pans, guitars.

You know you are a Mexican when your phone’s auto-correct keeps messing up your Spanish texts to your parents.