KKK Joke 1
100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan.
Now it’s called Formula 1.
KKK Joke 2
Can anyone help me?
I have a party tomorrow night and I cant get the blood out of my Klan suit
KKK Joke 3
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They’re going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
KKK Joke 4
Have you heard about the Klan’s new environmental awareness program?
They’re calling it “Keep the Arctic White.”
KKK Joke 5
How far do racist marathoners have to run?
Only 3 k’s.
KKK Joke 6
How to lose weight in 3 easy steps:
1. Buy a bed sheet
2. Cut two eye holes in it and wear it so you look like a ghost
3. Go for a jog in Detroit
KKK Joke 7
I don’t understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.
Every week at our meetings there’s always loads of black people hanging around.
KKK Joke 8
I got kicked out of the KKK the other day after knocking out a black man.
Saying “This isn’t the first time a nigger’s gone down on me” was not the best choice of words…
KKK Joke 9
What’s with all the role reversal this week?
A black guy beat a white guy in politics.
A white guy beat a black guy in boxing.
I tell you what…I’m gonna shit myself if a guy comes up to me wearing a black sheet.
KKK Joke 10
I hate niggers so much I eat Special KKK for breakfast.
KKK Joke 11
I just bought a Ku Klux Klan advent calendar and was less than impressed…..
There’s no chocolates inside!
KKK Joke 12
I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it.
KKK Joke 13
I may not be in the KKK…
But I’m a wizard in the sheets.
KKK Joke 14
I think my daddy was a superhero!
I found a white costume with a mask and hood in the loft.
KKK Joke 15
I was invited to a fancy dress party to be hosted by a Afro-Caribbean family.
I’m just about to leave the house before I realised they’d probably find my Hitler costume offensive.
Lucky there was a bed-sheet hanging around……
man i just looked at a kkk page with racist black jokes and i wuz so pissed of i had to luk at some white joke thanks to whoever made this page :)
You can’t even write english….I call your grammar niglish. Please respond.
Stfu u stupid cracker. Don’t make me drown you in a soup.
u dumb fuckin nigger u need took to a tree some where god i hate fuckin niggers u bunch of tar babys u need to hop yur asses on a boat and go back to africa ………….
So does ur mom
your a dumb cunt and an embarrassment to the white race. tell your mama/sister and your Dad/Uncle that they shoulda used a condom.
Some of these are just fucked up…
Kevin did you get into oxford because I did. Bitch I’m gonna wup your white hairy backside and backhand you into space. Boy you is gonna feel my pain. Just cause I’ve gone to Oxford doesn’t mean I can’t get people on you. Come to Mardyke estate and pray that you’ll be returning home.
A nigger that went to Oxford?? Your parents must have lived up in big house. Uncle Tom ass nigger!!
Lmao nigga
Learn how to spell you stupid nigger
Same here. When i read your post I had to get to a dictionary to recover some braincells.
us AFRICAN AMERICANS could READ perfectly..reson why we didn’t replay to you is because your spelling and grammer is bad and can’t understand what you are trying to say..you should of stayed in school dumbass @ “BLACK is sewage” and “kkk” your fucking stupid you sould learn the history befor wrighting shit down…the reason why the kkk came along was because of the great depression and they where scared because they were losing their jobs to african amrican and other different national group
sorry let me make yomamas’ speach better
us AFRICAN AMERICANS could READ perfectly..reason why we didn’t reply to you is because your spelling and grammer is bad and can’t understand what you are trying to say..You should of stayed in school dumbass @ “BLACK is sewage” and “kkk” your fucking stupid. You sould learn the history befor writting shit down…the reason why the kkk came along was because of the great depression.They where scared because they were losing their jobs to African Amricans and other different national groups.
dude sorry but you have no room to talk about grammar i just corrected so many errors dumbass
wow i still missed some of that guys mistakes amazing…
heres proper grammar for you….. you think you are high up in the world and shit but you are not. you are a peace of shit that thinks that your all that. I am black and in gifted classes. What about that bitch!!!!!!
*piece lololol
You goddamn stupid ass nigger all niggers belong in special classes
actually the kkk started as a joke and we seen how much fear it instilled the nigs and used it to keep you from running, 2nd, a trailer park is preferable to public housing that is over run with drama, and bug/rodent infestation. 3rd, go ahead and call me a cracker , thats what you black fckers have called us since we started crackin whips acrossed your backs back in the day and i’m dam proud of it! 4th talk all you want about whites, while your complaining please remember that all drugs that are illegal are because of you nigs! that is a proven fact and in the books, your tiny brains are unable to handle the effects of mari-gwana or coke with out flipping out there fore it was made illegal to have 1 more reason to persecute you. and for all you white boys in here…..grow the fck up and quit throwin slurs around you give guys like me a bad name……..ARYAN PRIDE till I DIE!!!!!
sweet and its the fuckin truth
I am a white guy. I have been given a German name from start to finish. Here is the issue I feel needs to be addressed. One (1): Breeding with other races other than one’s own race. Two (2): The mexicans and blacks are getting greater in numbers and cross breeding with, as far out as it might sound, White males and Females. Three (3): We have a black guy running our country, but one thing still remains the same and that is everyone still calls the presidents residence “The White House”. It’s still sad that our White House has a chocolate filling and we need to get a white president back in there because after Osama or Obama, whatever their both nasty musilums, got into the presidents chair all these damn porch monkeys got high and mighty. We need to assume the White Mans place and that is in the seat of the President of OUR state. Don’t get mad black people, just know your place.
I was just wondering, If you guys hate blacks so much… why do you dress like Muslim women?
First smart white man I’ve seen on this page!! 14/88 WPWW
hey you dumb fucking nigger reason is spelt like this reason not reson go back to africa and get an education better yet leave america and take obama with you if you want to call and argue with me dont be a pussy ass NIGGER because you use to pick my families cotton its stacy fuller call me at (678) 977 3446 dont be a pussy im 7’1 and ill beat your black nigger ass!!!!!!
Yeah go to someone like 50 cent and say that. Yeah you can say this shit about us that we dig your fuckin shit ass cotton.It is not fair that this really happened. And just because your 7ft 1 it does not mean you can batter anyone below your age. It is about skill and technique. I love the fact that because whites are weak little pussies the black race manage to fight them off even when they had no weapons. You have no reason to say your above us just becuase your history teacher told you your ancestors were bullys and jealous of the fact dark skin is better. I have said before the reason we have a dark complexion is because we have more melanin contained in our skin. You racist whites need to step outside and realise the world has changed since then. Ohhh wait dont forget to take your sun cream with you..
Hey Liston you stupid niggers I’ll fucking kick your gods man niggers asses y’all are a bunch stupid ass Dickinson cotton pickin stupid suns of bitches and y’all Are nothin but lazy, dirty good for nothing blue gun biscut lip porch climbing burr headed looking mother fuckers that are looking to get your niggers asses whooped like it has been back in the days y’all mother just wait y’all be pickin my cotton soon and y’all goons wish u ain’t messed with us rednecks cause where I’m from you talked shit you get a FUCKING Burt out in your fuckin head you stupid fucks you niggers will go back to Africa soon bye you stupid niggers fucks!!!!
KILL ALL NIGGER BABIES!!!!!
Hang me all
Your the reason the fuckin rednecks get a bad name u stupid ass incest motherfucker
To niggers suck
I’m not 7’1 but I have a large curvaceous body which can kill you when I sit on you. Also I know people. Mandems gonna get peeps on ya a nd you better pray that you sleep tight tonight. I’d like to see you try and beat my black womanly ass cause you’ll get sucked up it bitch.
ok
ok sir
Fuck you old ass bitch I’m black and I go to Yale university where did you go? Hillbilly university I can beat your 71 year old ass all the way to hell shut you’re stupid ass up I hope you die
Kkk fuck yall stupid ass bitches
You goddamn nigger nice lie about going to yale by the way you sound like you live in the Cleveland ghetto
I don’t get why racist white people say go back to africa when the know damn well we have not been.everyone who says that needs to check their facts because we wouldn’t be called african-americans if we were not born in america.Therefore,you are naive and ignorant
A nigger that went Yale and is arguing with white folks on a racist jokes page and having very little grammar skills to boot…I call bullshit!! Keep dreaming nig. It’s OK. The white man can’t take your dreams lol
All of these blacks are getting pissed off and for what? Their black asses walked into a White web-site and had a fit because of what they/it had read. Us White People didn’t walk in to a black pumas or panthers site and start bitching that, Oh! they don’t like me because I am White. Well boo fucking hoo. These “toads” need to learn their place!
Bring it bitch…
U know what fuck u I have been to Africa people there are way more civilized than u they are nicer and more respectful and u know what God i pray that this guy goes to hell he is fucking stupid u say something about black guys again and I will bring all Africa to come and beat your little white know fuck u
Another nigger that can’t spell. Smh. Bless yalls black hearts to the pits of hell. Go bangs some rocks together like your kinfolks in Africa.
crackers are proof that GOD make mistakes.
Dude that ain’t even funny! God never makes mistakes!
Hood Dude is proof that god wanted to see GTA being played out in real life.
hey nick GTA is that one of your KKK codes, lets face it you crackers are weak and sick poor excuse for human.
Now I can take a joke or two about “crackers”, but people with your audacity sicken me.
Shut the fuck up mate. I’m having the last word. STOP THE NAME CALLING THING. No niggers or crackers or christmas turkeys. Do not even bring god into this. Oh yeah one more thing… And you have the audacity to even come and step to me and ask to hold some money from me until you get your check next week… Destinys child Bills Bills Bills
GTA is Grand Theft Auto. But hey, you couldn’t afford it anyways.
Soo true
Your the fucking Mistake you under developed peice of black shit go pick some cotton or sell you huge family to me so you can get a fucking job and keep it
Niggas are peices of under developed shit
Underveloped. Haha your a weird piece of crap. I’m more developed than you. Physically and mentally. You my white trash friend is not.
Suck on my big black tits.
Everywhere you go you’re gonna find racism. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or even a Swede… it’s everywhere.. Learn to live and let live or die holding onto your hate, it doesn’t matter much to me. Only one thing is funnier than racism and that’s you retarded shit stains who go to church twice a week and give your money to an establishment that’s waaaaay better off financially than you are, and believing that you’re doing it for “God” … grow up… #nogod #cotton #slavesrfunny
White power white power white power
Black power all day
I am a law biding, George Bush voting, God fearing American. I hate niggers and they stink… the naacp stands for Niggers Alligators Apes Coons and Possums. I’m a redneck and yes I’m a “cousinfucker” and my wife’s also my sister
Nice spelling asshole…
The correct spelling is KraKKer!! Dumb ass Mandingo!
NIGGERS …. ENUF IS ENUF NOW! HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU EVEN START TO BELEIVE THAT YOU ARE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT EQUAL TO WHITES. YOU SHOU HAVE CHAINS AND SHACKELS ALL OVER YOUR BODIES AND DROWNED IN THE OCEAN LIKE THE VERMIN THAT YOU ARE. IF BOATS WERE BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR HUGE LIPS AND YOUR BOXES OF FRIED CHICKEN THEN I DONT SEE ANY REASON WHY U CUD NOT TURN AROUND AND FUCK OFF …. MAYBE ITS BEACAUSE YOU GET NO BENEFITS AND HAND OUTS IN THE JUNGLE ? MAY ALL OF THIS GREAT WHITE NATION PICK UP A SAMBO SPEAR AND PLUNGE IT THROUGH THE HEARTS OF THE UNWORTHY! KKK
omg you people are disgusting.
kkk? = redneck hippies that fuck their sisters and have babies with their daughters. they are so much more worthless than blacks. and its a percentage of black people that give you ignorant white people or any other race for that matter, the idea that ALL blacks are that way. I’ve seen just as many if not more. Dirty filthy crackdealing homeless UGLY stankass white people that do just the same. oh yeah go the rap jokes and shit… EMINEM? just the same. and black people go to college. black people work. ITS YOUR FUCKING USELESS RACIST IGNORANT FUCKED UP BRAINS THAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA YOU ARE BETTER THAN BLACKS. Get a life. How about you do what you say white people do and get off this site and GO TO WORK. You are all probably sitting at home looking up your racist jokes trying to make yourselves feel better cuz you’re nothing. and dont even say nothing about blacks and drugs. Put down the bong and get your hand off your dick and GET A LIFE. Fucking losersssssss. Aint got nothing better to do. And like Pres.Obama I am half and half. And I would choose to be black than a redneck racist dog cunt mother fucker like the rest of you on here :)
Peace.
Right on sister. You racist cunts are the ones which are going to hell. Karma is a bitch. It will happen
Hey Liston u stupid fuckin nigger for one rednecks aren’t inbred fuckin niggers are inbred because there are a billion if you stupid fucks. One in a million of u niggers only work. Y’all ain’t got no room to talk all you stupid fucks are the racist ones. Do you know niggers hated my family it’s cause we cracked whips on them till they started cryin like little stupid bitches Amd were like awe do you want some wham burgers and French cries all you stupid niggers bitch that’s all I hear from y’all is just bitching if y’all think y’all are such badasses why don’t y’all stand up and show us what you got but I’m tellin u y’all are gonna gets yuns assss whooped like y’all never had it!!!
If i told you i was black would u rednecks take out a shotgun out of your asshole and burn a cross on my lawn? LOL
Hey u stupid nigger don’t you got better stuff to do than get your ass whooped by us rednecks??
Maybe y’all should just keep to sucking big white cocks like y’all do anyway
You’re half and half? Nope! No such thing. You are full blooded nigger coon!! Once a white person damns their body by sleeping with a nigger, they become a nigger as well. So quit trying to make yourself feel better by thinking you got a little white in you bc you don’t!! You are a nigger!!
so u can continue to fuc ur mom n suck off ur dad oh i mean brother
i know this is a racist joke forum but come on, wanting to kill people because of the color of your skin i mean you should be cruelly and evilly tortured to death if you commit suicide i will laugh so hard and piss on your grave
Now I remember why so many died in the potatoe famine. That potatoe shit is the only thing you can make. You are so stupid. White people have surgery and get a tan to be more like black people. If you wanna seclude your pale ass from the world then stay in your country. The rest of the world don’t want you. Stay and eat your crap bland food. After all without blacks you would still be living on your derelict farm
How did you ever survive. Even a sloth can outrun you. You know black is before white in the alphabet and you were last to choose your skin colour. Go back into the snow like your ancestors. Stay as white as it you cunt. Stop going abroad to enjoy the sun. idiot
Black is before white in the alphabet?? Ain’t you that nigger that claimed to go to Oxford?? Wow?!!!!
You’re talking about how were shit but you spell like a first grader you people are dumb
U asshole
Learn how to spell,dude
Fuck u
So fuck off back to hell or the sewer thats the only place your gunna find water
You white people are so dumb. Fuck of back to where you came from or wherever you can find your fags. Also mate go back to sucking off the queen like you do. Ask yourself what has she ever done for you? Nothing
Can’t we all be friends
No fuck you fuckim bigger
im a white and sick of it, u whites talk to blacks like they are shit. you guys are shit for talking to them like this. this makes us whites looks like shit how dare you
im black and I just wanted to say fuck you
fuck you niggers and crackers you can all suck my Asian balls
HEY! Listen hear “cakes”! You blacks are NOTHING to be desired at all! You all look like toads, you smell something awful!! Plus old honest Abe gave you your freedom, so yeah, why are you still here? Plus if you don’t like what you’re reading, then don’t come to a site that has jokes based on or around your ethnic type! White people got a raw deal as well! One (1): We traded guns and food for the losing tribes in Africa. The winners, your own “brothers and sisters” sold or traded you to the White Man, he didn’t force anyone on to the ships. Two (2): Here is what gets me though, you’re free to go back to your own country of origin, yet you ALL stuck around! You have your freedom so GO. You got or have yours so give me back what was traded for you loser asses!
U can go back to urs too….this was originally Indian territory bitch…
I am white and i love black people and spelling does not matter and some white people are dyslexic get over it we all are the same same inside it is just a different skin color deal with it and grow the fuck up.
At the end of the day the supreme color is green. Please don’t allow the ego to dictate the inevitable!
shots fired up ur holy mothers asshole which is as black as the dark side of the moon.
just as hairy as a lebanese women’s vagina and king kong chest hair shit is about to get fired up in this shit and ur mothers hairy fetus is about to get shaved you black racist horse loving dick sucking fetus licking failed abortion facist.
dickhead black failed abortions learn to be a resonsible albainan soviet, lesbhonest here people im not racist just a civilised citizen in america detroit by the kkk which sent me to kil ever motha fucka black dude that was killed by the russian soviet which killed islam which bombed manhatten twin tower which fucked shit up fuck u and the kkk and screw u facists.
fuckin stupid nigger cunts
i went through all the comments and laughed at you guys with racist and that guy who said that their grammar was bad and his was TERRIBLE. I don’t know if you guys ever went to school and i don’t want to know.Are you guys part of the KKK? is the comments part of the jokes? if it is then its hilarious!
keep writing stupid comments!
You are a ridiculous piece of shit if you think your opinion actually matters.im sure my white,redneck boyfriend is nothing like you pigs
what the fuck is wrong with u u stpuid ass nigros
ass holes
All you fucking niggers suck Jewish dick.. I hate niggers. Everyone does.. There a disgrace to all man kind that is why my Klan kills you.. #KillFuckingNiggers
So niggar means black and black means, niggar, your all the darkest shadiest race. i have never seen a colored niggar. Go get white tattoos. Common sense.