Warning, some of these jokes are not particularly nice, you’ve been warned. Dead Baby Joke 01 What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it. Dead Baby Joke 02 What’s the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can’t fuck […]
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for one thing these are the best jokes ive heard in all my life. im sitting in school relaying everyone of these jokes to my classmates and even the ones that say its horrible cant stop laughing at them. dont be a pussy just because u like kids…jokes are not serious they are for fun. stop your fucking crying.
think about it…. when you have kids and yhu come across jokes like this i really doubt that yhu will still laugh i really do doubt that!
and all this about well dont click on it…. some times things pop up on your computer and other times you could be trying to search other jokes so ya uh-huh!! and the ones who actually laughed at these all i gotta say is dont try and act like ur living for god! this is sick shit! and wether you believe in hell or not… ur one person and its still the truth! all i have to say is god bless you ALL. and godbless those who have lost babies!!really i wanna be mean and tell u all that u deserve to have your penises chopped off and then u deserve to suffer and take the agonizing pain one body part by the next. but….. well ya… thats what u deserve:)
Your an idiot. 1st of all I fucking hate kids, I hope they all die! I never want them so I will never feel bad. Second what kind of Christian says shit, I think u better go ask 4 forgiveness so u don’t burn in hell with us. Third ur an idiot because neither I nor anyone else here ever claimed to be living for god, we wouldn’t be posting these if we cared about ur fake morals. Forth the page is clearly labeled DEAD BABY JOKES, if u clicked on it looking for some other kind of jokes ur so stupid it’s funnier than any joke on here. O wait ur a Christian ur r that stupid!
P.s. One more before I’m done– Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says ” can u put me up for the night”
It’s so you can masterbate.
u shitheeds y u laff at dis shit u fucks gunuh bern n hel for dis cuz babies is imege of God and dey peepole lik u and me so y woudl u want fuck and kil babies and make jokes bout it fo unless u Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yall wank ass shit fucks gunuh git rapd by devills and gunuh be on fiur cuz u a bunch of damn crazy peedofiles praise da lord God all mity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn maybe u should quit reading jokes and go read an English book. I’m shocked at how stupid u r. How can u believe in a god that would put u on this earth and make u that stupid. I also love when Christians swear and threaten violence when they don’t agree with something. I bet god is so happy with ur comment. Wow just wow u really should kill urself before u have children and if u already have children u should kill them then urself.
WTF? Shit. If I ever caught someone saying these jokes I would pull out a chopper and fucking kill you
What’s black and blue spinning around the room?
Dead baby tied to a ceiling fan!
Best Dead Baby Jokes 1
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
BOB!
Best Dead Baby Jokes 2
What is the worst thing about having sex with a 2yr old?
Hearing the pelvis snap.
Best Dead Baby Jokes 3
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
Best Dead Baby Jokes 4
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.
Best Dead Baby Jokes 5
What is pink and red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
Best Dead Baby Jokes 6
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby six weeks later…
I’m female and don’t take offense, I actually love dead baby jokes SO if YOU don’t like ’em, don’t read ’em. The same goes for any type of joke or opinion, someone will always piss you off, get over it.
THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE. YOU ALL GET A KICK OUT OF READING THIS SICK NASTY SHIT ABOUT INNOCENT LITTLE BABIES…. I SUGGEST YOU ALL GO SEE A THERAPIST…. BECAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU. NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HELL….BUT YOU ARE THE ONES WHO FOR SURE WHO DESERVE IT!!!!! THATS NOT THE KIND OF SHIT NORMAL PEOPLE THINK ABOUT!! FUCK YOU NASTY SICK MOTHER FUCKERS
wow u ppl r stupid its not like theyre rlly doing this to babies!!!!!!
If you cant handle it get off. Dont even look for it. By the way YOU SIR looked it up so maybe we arent the only sick ones;)
hahahahaha
well im an atheist
Ok I really have to agree with you 100% this is some sick shit! I mean ppl r really laughing at these jokes about fucking dead babys and sounds that happen when sleeping with a 2yr smh that’s just sick
hey dickhead read the title first
MAN…. I CANT GET OVER THIS SICK SHIT………….. YOU ALL LAUGH OVER THIS…..SO SO SO SO SAD…. GET A LIFE AND LAUGH OVER THE NIGGER JOKES,,, THERE PRETTY DAMN FUNNY
Laugh at the nigger jokes bitch ill cut ur pussy off and feed to a baby dead or alive
You sound stupid saying people are going to hell when you laugh at “nigger” jokes. The irony.
SOME SHIT IS FUNNY AND SOME SHIT IS SICK,,,,,, THIS IS NOT FUNNY. HOW CAN YOU LAUGH ABOUT DEAD BABIES JOKES?? THEY NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN…. ITS FEMALES THAT CHOOSE TO HAVE THEM. I JUST THINK IT IS SICK HOW SOME PEOPLE GET A LAUGH OUT OF THIS STUFF…. IT REALLY BOTHERS ME THAT THERE IS PEOPLE OUT HERE IN THIS WORLD THAT ACTUALLY HURTS BABIES AND IT BOTHERS ME EVEN MORE THAT THERE ARE POEPLE LIKE YOU THAT ENJOYS READING THIS KIND OF SHIT AND GETTING A LAUGH OUT OF IT. I PROMISE YOU ALL…. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT…. ME AND MY KIDS…..
this is not funny u saying everbody dies but u r tlking about murdering these babies which a sick motherfucker wwould do this shit ain’t funnie wat if u had a child and it was a stillborn u want people to laugh and joke about your lost treasure hell no all u ppl that think this is funny ur fucking insane a need to be in a mental aslyum
your sick and need help go find a hole u sick perverts
Came upon this site while searching something about babies. Really fuckin sick stuff. Like seriously who laughs at shit like that. All you douchebags saying “lighten up its just a joke” , “why were we you searching it”, you need to see a therapist & quick. Some people weren’t searching this type of shit, like I said I winded up on here searching something about babies completely different then this disgusting filth. I felt sick to my stomach reading these. What possess a person to make something like this ? Do you know how sick you must be to make this? I don’t say this just to bitch at you but in the hope that you will seriously get some professional help ASAP. I pray that you change your ways. This is some really sick shit. GET HELP.
theres a warning if you havent noticed xD unless you laughed why the hell would you finish reading them?
I bet you were looking into your own dead baby and found this so your emotional response is invalid
Is it just me, or is it mostly uneducated, inarticulate Christians complaining about these jokes? If something offends me, I don’t stick around for more. Why would you keep reading? Is it like a car crash? It’s morbid, but you can’t look away? If that’s the case, you, sir, are a hypocrite. (Is it redundant to call a Christian a hypocrite?)
Also, babies can’t read or be offended by these jokes. Whether they’re dead or alive.
Hunny. I was informed about these jokes while getting help:) so if you have any other way of getting a laugh just not to harm yourself inform me please. Until then I will not stop laughing at something that was meant to make people laugh.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
if u thought any of this jokes were funny than YOU’RE A DUMB MOTHEFUCKING IDIOT WHO’S GONNA BURN IN HELL, WHAT KIND OF SICK PIECE OF SHIT FINDS THIS FUNNY, I HAVE A BIG SENSE OF HUMOR AND HONESTLY THIS AINT EVEN FUNNY
– BURN IN HELL BASTERDS
U may say that if i didt wanna see then dont look but i didt think baby jokes would be this bad… JUst thou it would be about how they cry or something… Idk how ANYONE could laugh, think its funny, cool, and sweet… It TOTAl fucking WRONG!!!! Whoever on here said something good about any of these jokes, i reall really really hope u never go around babys… Ur fucked up in da heads…. POOR BABYS!!!!
Ur stupid 2, it says DEAD baby jokes. I find these very funny and I’m glad u think I’m sick, I am. Death is funny if u let it b. And before u say I don’t know about death trust me I do. I’ve lost many ppl in my life and joking makes it better, ever hear of the healing power of laughter. O and next time u comment on something learn how the caps lock or shift key works, moron.
The only reason life has meaning is beacause it ends. you cant apprietiate somthing if you cant laugh at it, and if you cant laugh then it has no meaning. life and death = greatest miracles/ jokes. right on-
It says dead baby jokes not crying baby jokes! U must be illiterate and stupid at the same time.
Fuck you, and the donkey your momma fucked to conceive you.
ya know wats funny? a dead hooker.
ya know wats funnier than a dead hooker? a dead hooker carrying a dead baby.
ya know wats funnier than a dead hooker carrying a dead baby? a guy having sex with a dead hooker carrying a dead baby.
ur an idiot and that shit wasnt even funny
What do u call a dead baby. Not mine officer
:-D Good one
What’s dark gold and doesn’t cry any more?
baby with Addison’s disease
YOU ARE ALL INSANE GUYS!
How did the dead baby cross the road?
He was stapled to a chicken.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mustang?
I don’t have a mustang in my garage.
Can’t believe you chose that screen name , love it. All these .. OK .. MOST of these jokes on this site are hilarious..Dead Baby, White , Black …doesn’t matter. I get to yours, “I don’t have a Mustang in my garage ” and I can’t stop laughing. That is the sickest, most over the top , guaranteed to draw Law Enforcement attention joke I have ever heard! And I’m still laughing you sick, sick dude :) my friends and family would like to meet you buddy. My brother likes to say ” there are no sensitive subjects, only sensitive people”. Imagine what our get-togethers are like! Stay cool dude. P.S. You’re not serious about the garage thing , right ???? LOL
whats the difference between a baby and a soccer ball?
A soccer ball doesnt scream when im kicking it.
how do you make a baby sound like a dog?
Poor gas all over and light a match wooof
what does frosty the snow man and a baby have in common?
both melt when i put a blow torch to them.
what has more brains than the baby i just shot?
the wall behind it.
Ha! Hadn’t heard that one before.
what do you get when you hit a baby on a wall?
Picasso.
So i decided to go ahead and tell ur weak moraless self that people that publish jokes about dead babies like u have belong in a grave or prison and im sure in the same thought that when u die u will see how stupid u really are its parents like yours that really fucked up. Raised a good ol piece of shit lol
appearently your parents also raised a P.O.S. because they raised a child that so rudly puts on the internet rude things about other people’s parents and that person also it is his opinion and he is intitled to it so if you dont like it dont read it!! Enjoy And Have A Very Nice Day!!!:)
Y’all are very sick people if you read this shit and actually laugh at it! I have 3 wonderful kids and would never laugh at any of these jokes! IT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH TO READ THE ONES I DID WHICH WERE THE FIRST 3 THEN I BEGAN TO SEARCH FOR A PLACE TO LEAVE A COMMENT. PRAYIN FOR THE ONES THAT MADE THIS PAGE. I HOPE Y’ALL CAN BE FORGIVEN!!!!
Mom, you have a wonderful heart. Work on your sense of humor and solve this riddle:
What sound does a baby make when you put it in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I’m too busy jacking off.
Thanks for listening.
I can barely fit these dead babies in my garbage disposal. Do you mind if I use yours?