Mexican Jokes One Liners 1
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 2
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 3
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
Mexican Jokes One Liners 4
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Mexican Jokes One Liners 3
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 6
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign
Mexican Jokes One Liners 7
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 8
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 9
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken
Mexican Jokes One Liners 10
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 11
What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexicans.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 12
What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names?
Hose A and Hose B
Mexican Jokes One Liners 13
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Mexican Jokes One Liners 14
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 15
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
Mexican Jokes One Liners 16
What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Mexican Jokes One Liners 17
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the USA!
Mexican Jokes One Liners 18
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Mexican Jokes One Liners 19
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
What did the white boy do when he saw a sexy bitch on his bed? He hired a Mexican to do it.
hahahahaha
yea like im going to give a mexican a sexy woman when most mexican’s can’t do a damn thing right
Hey Tony, how can you give someone something you don’t have? I think the only pussy you’ve seen is when you look at yourself everyday!
Sure little “Frankie” why would he hire a Mexican when they like only children not women??? Oho ooh burned yo beans didn’t i!!
Why Would Fat Shannon fall in love with Mexicans? Because Mexicans love to eat pork
niggers dont work period only whites and mexicans work together and we will continue to work together to have better lives for our kids dumb fucking niggers dont take care of there kids the state does lazy fucking aids carrying bumbs.
Okkayy one u CRACKERS on her talken bout black people don’t take care of they kidds number one last time I checked all these crackers out here have (nannys) WTF? Really but u say we don’t take care of our kids number2 who tha fuck u think made welfer hhhmmmm let me think sme white ass no good crackers and yall talken bout how many nigger jokes y’all got compared ttu us hell cause we got better things ttu do other than sit around doing jokes Lyk a dumb ass! And u say we lazy WTF where tha hell did that come from? We work just as hard as yall do! And i aint hood at all butt i will say this i dont let no body run all over me i will fight unlike yall white ass scary bitches… And why do u think crackers get tans ummm Duhhhhh cause they tringg there best ttu get tha Golden color whitch light skinss was born with!!! and crackers say we colored WTF we not tha ones that turn green when we sick or red when we mad hell we stay tha same color y’all gay ass rainbow crackers And Imma stopp on that note cause I’m NOTT finna scoop ttu yall cracker ass level it’s waaayyy ttu low for me…… N lol loooovvee tha tissue joke cause we really do wipe our ass with them hahahaha!(:
yeyeye, how long it take a black woman to take a shit???? ………9 MONTHS!!!!! ahhhhhhhahahahahahaha that shit’s church, son….it’s the troof
I don’t give a damn where your from but you keep call me a damn crack cause I’m white then i’ll show you i aint no scared ass b*tch you ever come down to my neighborhood
Well damn
I don’t give a damn where your from but you keep call me a damn cracker cause I’m white then i’ll show you i aint no scared ass b*tch you ever come down to my neighborhood
All I can say nig is ” got Ebonics”?
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know I can’t see them
Was that English?
If u hear these white people comments its so sad all black people is not on welfare and u fucking dumbs ass who called black aids carring nigger if u was smart u would know that it was man made u believe everthing u hear on the news and I’m not racist I got biracial kids and they beautiful it funny how an african can make white babies but two white people can’t make black kidz what does that tell I hate dumb people burns me up how white people thinl they so better than us half the shit u got we created
First off , not all African Americans are the same . Some are on state or government assistance but so are whites and Mexicans. Not all whites or Mexicans can have good jobs and good money . Some get government assistance as well . So don’t judge the Adrian American community . African Americans do work as well , look hard . You’ll find us out there
Fucks Mexicans all there good for is landscaping and all white people do is inbreed and make moonshine
You mad or nah? These jokes ruffled your feathers huh? lol calmar esa mierda abajo
fuck yuh white trash shit,red necks,hitler lovinq,devil worshipinq mutha fuckas!!bitch yuh already n0e n01 likes yuh dramatic ass qrinq0s hahaha pinche j0kes!!:D its all abu da blacks nd mexicans!!!!!!:)yummmp
Fuck both white and black peoples,u fucking americans come my country and make it a mess,when I come america I plant bomb in all american’s ass
Lmao bush destroyed ur country nt americans
Your mom taught you well.Blow up your own fuckin house. WE pay bills in america u fucking homo fuck. We use MONEY u use The so called sands of time u stupid jihad fuck.
Look mother fucker your country is already a mess like you want to fuck 19000000 women and want to have them all as your espouses but they can only have one man like wtf!!!!!
Are you really proud to be a terrorist!???? Wow you should be glad that us Americans go to your country to make it better because your damn government is full of shyt!!!!!! Lmaoo
I’m Mexican and my boyfriend is white but we are so open minded that we always say “racist comments” to one another and all we do is laugh!!!! Lol
Leave the past in the past and look towards the future!!!! You bunch of idiots!
The past ain’t gonna change the fact that you dumb fucks are still Mexican!
Um excuse you not all Mexicans are dumb first of all we come here to work and make our lives better second its not our fault (the rest of us) that some crazy ass mexican got you mad so be more specific
I don’t know why the hell you making fucking racist jokes you bitch. When you gringos people don’t even know how to shit. You see that house you living in guess who made it black and Hispanics your dumb ass. Plus you joto not only fucking Mexicans Live here if you didn’t fucking know there are other fucking countries that speak Spanish you bitch! Damn people like you make me sick ! If you wanna talk shit you better get your fucking facts right ! Ok so when you know your shit let me know so you can fucking apologies. Fucking bitch ass gringo ! No Sabes nada ! Oh one more thing.. You say that Americans have class or whatever then why you saying shit? You do relize that us Hispanics make your fucking country bigger. One more thing .. Do you go to school cause it doesn’t seem like it. – A Bad Ass Mexican You Donr Want to fuck With !
Relax fat Shannon! You sound hungry
I’m black and have a white gf and she CAN SCREW ;)
Take it your a liar. If you where black ide see a few “bad words in there” or a threat about “bustin a cap in the white man” sorry to say blacks also dont use the words screw over the internet.
They usually refer to it as (i just got me some of that white pussy). Not im with a white girl and man she can sure screw. Talk like your black we might believe you a little more. Later Confused “black” man.
I Am Only 16 But I Have A Okay Vocabulary I Am Black And Mexican I Have Respect For Everyone Around Me And I Have Friends That Are Ghetto And They Don’t Even Just Say Buck Wild Stuff Like Bust A Cap N Yo Ass , White Pussy (Whatever That Was About) I Don’t Take Any Of The Jokes Offensive Matter Fact I Even Laugh Very Hard On A lot Of Them Its Simply Funny And If Any One Has To Get Made Over The Internet I Think They Have Problems Thank You Have Good Day And BTW A Nigger Can Be Anyone It Doesn’t Mean Black ( African American ) You Know So That’s All – Lesley
Uighur? That makes your white GF a nigg!r too buddy! She’s a cast out!
You blacks and whites are just sad and pathetic get some lifes and stop hatin on each other you are both just as bad as each other and btw both you white crackheads and niggers kill each other so us latina’s just sit back and laugh…in the end the latinas will survive and you will just kill each other for stupid reasons.
Mexicans will only survive because of the jobs they stole from hardworking WHITES.
Its cool though your obviously a Mexican, So get out there a cut my fuckin lawn already asshole.
THIS IS GREAT EVERYDAY I HEAR SOME OF THIS JOKES .PERSONALLY I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU FROM OR WHAT COLOR YOUR FUCKING SKIN IS ..
WHITE’S COMPLAINING
BLACK’S COMPLAINING
LATINOS COMPLAINING
ASIAN’S COMPLAINING
INDIANS COMPLAINING
whites ur not american to be clear YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT
BLACKS you are not american YOU ARE A AFRICAN
LATINOS ARE EVERYWHERE ISLAND ,AMERICA, EUROPE,
BUT WHITE AND BLACK STILL CALL THEM MEXICAN I GUESS UR MAMAS TELL YOU TO HATE MEXICAN AFTER BEEN FUCK IN SPRING BRAKE BACK IN MEXICO ,,,,
WHITE PEOPLE I AM TWICE BETTTTTEEERRR THAT YOU WOW TWICE ,NOT 3 OR 4 OR 5
TWICE ….. UMMMMMM
WOW I HAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WORKING FOR ME NOW BUT WHITES I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT SEEMS THAT THEY RATHHERRRRRR GET WM AND STAY AT HOME A COMPLAIN THAT THE MEXICAN AND BLACKS TOKK THEIR JOBS …….
The hell are you talking about Mexicans in my state are Mexicans and like to be called that and some Hispanics dick ride white ppl
I honestly agree with you because so many people never even take the time to ask where they are from, I know a bunch that have a family tree going all the way back to the 1800’s and people still try to say they are illegal, plus no one ever sees if he or she is mexican , Brazilian, Spanish, I mean call the wrong Latino a Mexican and it makes problems. Everyone in this country in an immigrant and Americans stole every piece of land they have! They say that hispanics need to stay on their own land but it was their land first after they won indepence from Spain and James k Polk got money happy. I am white but at least I take the time to actually learn all sides of the story before being a idiot and opening my mouth. I am sick and tired of people saying this is american speak English because when this country first started it was dutch, spainish, Irish, and British. No one said that to be an american you had to speak this language. Being an american is learning and accepting differences, understanding that not everyone has the same ethinic background. These people honestly do need to learn respect and common sense before they try and look all big and mighty
Shut the fuck up weirdo!!
your so fucking stupid!! im mexican! all you are is a white pieace of trash!!
Eres un estopido ! Fuck you bitch
HAHAHAHAHA You forgot to mention they’re Illegal :P
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
Just Juan
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken
Not all of them are -__-
what do you call a bunch of Mexicans high
baked beans
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
From A Blaxican (Black And Mexican)
Asian Man : Hurry Up And Buy >.<
Black Man : Is It Because Im Black I Have To Hurry Up And Buy ?
Asian Man : No You Hurry Nigger And Buy
Black Man : Okay Sir, You Can Shut The Fuck Up Ching Chow Ass Now Do You Sell Milk
Asian Man : No You Get Out My Store !
Black Man : * Pulls Out Gun *
Asian Man : * Pulls Out Cannon *
Black Man : * Pulls Out Radio *
~ Asian Man And Black Man Have A Dance Off ~
Now Are You People Happy Something That At least Hopefully Made You Grin And Not Piss You Off
lol screw white people white people cant fight its all about us mexicans a mexican could beat the shit out of a white peron any day white people cant fight.
i bet i could beat anybody’s ass ethnicity has nothing to do with it.
bro. for one it doesnt matter what race u are. If you can fight you can fight. Just because your mexican doesnt mean u can beat up every white person because i can guarantee you i could knock ur mexican ass on the floor. And im a chick. so stand up and start talking that nonsense to some white people that you know will beat ur ass.
you think we can’t fight then show up at my door step
Ok I will But you gonna be scared as hell and call the cops ! Bittttchhh
I have to disagree! I’ve seen some of my people fight, and they can’t fight for shit fight for shit! Why you think cholo’s carry shanks and guns. Because their bitches and don’t know how to nuckle up.
And yes I’m Mexican! And it’s really sad that it only takes a few ignorant pendehos to make all our people look bad. If you don’t like this country take your ass back to Mexico
shit only pussys are racist and by the way we have more rights to be here more than u pindickos.
Yeah you have the right to be here after you killed the Indians and stole their land now look what you scum bags did to America, I bet you just love our Government and the IRS butt nobber
THESE MEXICAN JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE> I GO BACK TO JAIL NOW
joke 17 is the most frekin true joke ever
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the USA!
Short Mexico Jokes
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.
Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos!
What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
A Mexican with a job.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
Arriba McEntire.
What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoner’s?
Baked Beans.
Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
I don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why cant Mexicans have a barbecue?
The beans keep falling through the grill
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can’t drive!
What do you call an Mexican in the knock-out stages of the World Cup?
A Referee.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ol’e.
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they’ll have something to pick in the winter.
What were the 2 Mexican Fire-fighting Brother’s names?
Hose A and Hose B
What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexicans.
What’s a Mexicans favourite book store?
Borders
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
Jail
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel
Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two cars.
What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.
Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal
What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don’t work.
What do you call a little Mexican?
a paragraph cause he’s not an ese yet
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
Because it says no trespassing
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
Just Juan
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
What’s a Mexicans favourite sport?
Cross country
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
Mexican Wedding Joke
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”
Mexican Border Patrol Joke
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence” The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in a sentence.”
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”
Go Back To Whereever The Fuck You came From Bitch
Can’t we all just get along? :o
I think it is extremely funny that you guys have all this time to think of offensive jokes, whether it is this actual link or the comments at the bottom . people are equal and look every race has at least one flaw. I don’t care who can fight or how can beat who’s butt just to prove a worthless point. I am white but look I am not proud of it all of the time. We stole all of the land we have from the native Americans and mexico during the Mexican american war which James k Polk never needed to star, yet I hear every single day that ” Mexicans need to stay in their own land”. That war took half of their country that they finally earned after independence from Spain. I know Mexicans that work just as hard as any other white person on earth if not better than 40%. My boyfriend has worked ever since he was 18 and he worked hard to get that pay check. everyone always asks if he is legal and if he pays taxes (which not every Hispanic does but neither did Capone who was the biggest mobster in Chicago and was white) he was born in this country, his family tree goes back all the way to 1823 and the were all born as american citizens. I know black people with great jobs and honestly not all of them are half bad. You say your proud to be an american but the values of an american is giving equality and letting there be freedoms for differences. No one said to be an american we all had to speak the same language yet people say you are in america speak English.. You think our forefathers with British, dutch, and Spain as their homes all spoke the same language? No! It is about understanding that others have cultural differences and honestly I’d rather have a Hispanic gentleman than a affair full, cocky, rude american that doesn’t even follow the one document that let’s you stand here to say you are an american. Hispanics have an honestly wonderful cultural background and at least they know the importance of family unlike most ungrateful white kids. They don’t say they hate their parents because they don’t have the new phone and they actually get taught common sense unlike most walking around today. I am not racist. I literally love ever single race but I am sick and tired of people argueing who is dominate. Everyone is worth the life they life so if you are dealing out shit all day that is what you are going to get. 90% of you know I am right so just respect each other like you want
traitor
Yall need to calm down ur not Jewish so why u bitchin